mistletoe with ghoap except for they don't just kiss softly, johnny pulls simon into the sloppiest kiss, hand on throat and everything. his other hand, clearly digging into simon’s shoulder and slotting a leg in between the lieutenant’s crotch.
simon, who normally wouldn’t be embarassed to kiss johnny all nasty— in fact, he tends to like it when his lover pulls him into a kiss like this. he loves it when johnny is this affectionate. makes simon feel wanted and loved.
except for they were having dinner at the mactavish home for the first time and simon will never forget the gasp mammie mactavish let out and how johnny’s sisters whooped a little too hard at their public display of affection.
not how simon wanted to leave a first impression on his boyfriend’s mum. he’s gonna have to spank the fuck out of johnny when they get home.
