#simonochrome

[pottyandplacid]

simonochrome

“What’s this I hear about you losing a trial to some kid with demon hair?”

[presidentfucker-blog]

"Draw Me"

[lizbian]

*throws love at you* you're a lovely person <3 tbd i developed a squish on you around the first time we met and it was quite an experience. i admire how much of a good person you try to be! of course no one in the world is perfect-- but that doesn't matter-- when you keep an open mind and at the same time stand up for other people. to this day, i am still flattered to be considered one of your friends. consider me humbled and honored.

you are the pride and joy of my LIFE i love you pheebster

[logiciisms-a]

“ツ

Meme: Send a symbol for a text | Accepting

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text

[TEXT]: I don’t wish to give you cause for alarm, but he’s been found!

[TEXT]: The police department set up borders within a ten-mile radius of the city and apprehended him at a checkpoint!

[TEXT]: I need you to prepare a solid case in time for tomorrow’s hearing, Blackquill

[TEXT]: I realize this is short notice, and I apologize, but I have every confidence in your abilities to produce a solid case.

[achtungx]

Ⓐ

meme || accepting

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends(?) || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[mxsham-blog]

▷ Simonochrome.

   What an intimidating looking man.    Then again, Vera found most people    to be this way. This man, though, was    very intimidating. However, Vera did not    run away, or cry, or anything like that.    She did shake slightly, though, despite    trying her best to not be scared. Her    eyes stared down at the floor, as well,    as she began to nervously pick at her    nails out of habit.

   “... H-Hello.”

[logiciisms-a]

💬

Meme: Send me 💬 and my muse will describe yours in three words | Accepting

    “Hm . . . perhaps dedicated, meticulous, and wayward. Though I imagine there’s a great many more that could be used as a substitute -- even by the standards of our offices, he’s quite the . . . distinctive character, isn’t he?”

[birdschoolawyer]

↪♟♆ ☺

↪ Internet browsing activities

Pornhub.

Nah jks he has Miles for that. Mainly he uses the internet for research and emails, actually. As in work. (He does that.)

Occasionally he will Youtube silly things.

♟ If they like board games, and how good they are at ‘em

DO NOT PLAY BOARD GAMES WITH THIS MAN.

His luck is uncanny. Games of chance are meaningless when one has uncanny luck and can bluff like nothing else. Cluedo is a particularly bad culprit-- Miles doesn’t like it because it’s guesswork, but Phoenix loves Cluedo because he can figure out the combination within 6 rounds maximum, even in Super Cluedo with more people and items. DOn’t let this man con you into playing games with him he will WIN and you will cry. 

So yeah he likes board games a lot.

He is also good at chess, for that matter, but aside from one time he can’t beat Miles. (But besides one time Miles can’t beat him at poker so they’re even.)

♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them

The nosy, stuck-up, -phobic kind. The kind who’d whisper about how he looks like a bum and is a drunk degenerate and his daughter plays in bars and he’s a filthy fag etc etc etc. That kind.

And Phoenix would just...scare them out? Deliberately have embarrassingly loud sex, or imply he’s doing that despite Miles being in Munich, leave lacy thongs hanging out on his balcony, explode glitter in the hallways, talk loudly and unashamedly about how in love he is, just generally make them uncomfortable and pissed off but just enough that their complaints sound petty and asshole-ish. 

☺ What their welcome (or not-so-welcome) mat would say

Well if he had that neighbour something very gay.

But it’d probably say Welcome in the Objection font, like from PLvsAA, or something punny.