i cannot sanction your buffoonery

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[gentlekirk]

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

[the-headless-vulcan]

ur right and u should say it

[dogjpeg]

moe anime girls are brachycephalic that’s why they make those shallow snuffly snorty breathing sounds when they get excited or do any kind of physical activity

[dogjpeg]

I’m watching Clannad and the moe brachycephalic hypothesis could also explain why the girls have such dazed movements, slow soft voices, and glazed over eyes. They just aren’t getting enough oxygen to their brain.

[longzone222]

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image submitted by @ladyallo

[vgjunk]

Another couple of GIFs from the Symphony of the Night article - the wrong and right ways to eat a peanut.

[textsfromcastlevania]

I feel the need to emphasize that these are the high-quality game mechanics you get in Castlevania. Making Alucard catch peanuts in his mouth.

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

[rainbowbarnacle]

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

[badmadwolf]

this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

[friendlyfrankenstein]

OH HELLO

[fixyourwritinghabits]

No more potatoes in medieval novels!

[kuttithevangu]

❌ female

❌ male

✔️ Entity

[secondbeatsongs]

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“Mr. Brightside” with every other beat removed

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[unholydevilhost]

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

[mrsmummifikation]

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

[lisards]

hmm has anyone seen my locomotive filled with male models

[lisards]

ive lost my train of thot

[languageoclock]

i bought a set of watercolour paints on amazon a few days ago and in the product description it said it comes with a “free gift” so i was thinking “cool it’ll probably be like a paintbrush or sth” but the package just arrived and they sent me… a single serving of cat food????

[languageoclock]

?????????????????

[victrine]

they sent you a snack

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

People in their twenties be like. My interest include drugs. Drinking. Tv series. Uber eat. causing and then resolving Interpersonal issues

[thexfiles]

acting like ‘everytime we touch’ is the only cascada song that bangs is ‘evacuate the dancefloor’ erasure

[thevastnessof]

aang: past avatars please give me your wisdom to solve this problem without violence

kyoshi: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone

aang:

aang: hey can i talk to someone else

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[hirudo-verbana]

splatoonification

[cassunzelsinactive]

i havent seen anyone post anything about it on here but the congress of a phillipines is currently holding a poll on whether or not same sex marriage should be legal - please please take the time out of your day to vote yes and reblog. click here for the link

[cassunzelsinactive]

someone has already added this but in case it wasnt clear YOU DONT HAVE TO BE IN THE PHILLIPINES TO VOTE!! yes is currently at 53% and no is at 46% but it’s still important to vote! every vote & rb counts!!!

[topmemesdeluxe]

truly top culture is sexting w/ a needy bottom and theyre like "i need it in me sfghkfhkdfg please fuck me mmm ashfhkfgh" and u just be eating hummus

Absolutely me

[sovietnam]