Who's the big spoon/little spoon - lmao this is cute. Ahahah i believe that roger would be big spoon. I think its a power thing for him really. And that simon just really loves being small spoon and snuggling and cuddling and roger can never deny simon on that one. On a lot of things actually. Also, it's adorbs to see short roger and slightly taller simon awkwardly trying to find a comfy position hahaha
What is their favorite non-sexual activity - probably making food. Imagine simon being the expert at cooking and roger chops, well, anything he can. I think they'll have fun there. Plus they get to eat in the end. Total plus point for frequently hungry growing teens.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning? - Roger does. I dont think is he's much of a morning person. Being slightly more sadistic in the morning than any other time of the day because he hates early mornings, he'll use up all the hot water and gladly listen to simon's shocked mewls from the sudden cold. Also he likes seeing simon like a cold puppy wrapped in many towels because its cold. It makes roger warm inside.
what they order from take out -hmmmm...pizza. Its a mix of everything. And its reaaalllly good. Simon usually likes hawaiian pizza so they get that, but just to mess with si, roger would discreetly sprinkle hot sauce over si's pizza slice when he isnt looking.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over - who gets the remote. They usually get along with what they watch but when one of them gets bored, he wont hesitate to change the channel which at times pisses the other off. Good thing they found a compromise and made a sched on who's holding the remote. And they do follow it. Most of the time.
who does most of the cleaning -simon. He's particular about cleanliness. He believes in the saying that cleanliness is next to godliness. He might also be sliiiiightly clutzy so lots of things might fall off and he'd feel guilty of roger had to clean up after him. Roger helps around tho. But mainly because he lost his spear and would really want to get it back.
who leaves their stuff around -with reference to the previous question, it's roger. He remembers where he keeps stuff tho. Well, most of them. The slight clutter on his area helps him think better. And its easier to hide a dead body -er cat, with clutter around
who remembers to buy the milk -roger. He is short and he hates it. So trusting the experts he remembers to never run out of milk in the fridge.
who remembers anniversaries -simon loves anniversaries. He even remembers the anniversaries of the other tribe couples. How else could he be a good neighbor and greet his friends. Also, he loves giving roger presents. He likes to surprise roger too, much to the latter's chagrin. Roger never really did like surprises.
