#simonthesadboy

[askcrippleddavid]

Christmas is here. HAZ THIS 🎁 (its a copy of the chart o truth) now you can know if you get to (stuff) or not. Merry Christmas!!

thanks again, úwú. Have my smooches , and Merry Christmas!!

[askcrippleddavid]

Hmmm. I did a smol E. But how about this. (Screeches at the top of his lungs) DRUGS 💊💊💉💉💉🚬💉💊💊

[askcrippleddavid]

Hey, david. I must ask. (Its me simon btw) diiid you see my possu- i ju..uuuuh CAT- no wait, wrong question... I've been homesick and the subway is like, uh, out of order sooooo.. CAN I HAZ BIG HUGGIES PLZZZ???

huggies !

[askcrippleddavid]

Hey david. DO YOU NEED A HUG TOO? I give free ones. Soooo... *jumps toward you* YOU FINNA GET BEARHUGGED BOI AAH!- and then david went off to live a good life filled with joy and prosperity. (Draw me borderline tackling david plz oh and give me a like, anime grin and the red meme eyes cuz shitposting gn david jk idc bout sleep its the Friday of christmas break)

aaA-

[askcrippleddavid]

Vewwy small e. e i am content.

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[askcrippleddavid]

One more thing, here dave, have a cute, domesticated possum. His name is baby doom wad. HE GUD BOI!

[askcrippleddavid]

Hoi again UWU

HEWO!!!!! UWU

[askcrippleddavid]

Oh also, if u wonderin about the tuna salad.... It was drugged... Also David? Are you a cat, cuz you need head patzz eheheheheeeeh.... (Someone laced it with lsd im not ok kill m-)

`Am I a cat?’

(no i won’t kill u-)