#instafeed au — The Volcano Ramen Aftermath
(This conversation unfolds in the Fantastic Union Four™'s group chat)
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Grant: "So how does your stomach feel now, Bill? Any better now?"
Sherman: "Gee, thanks for asking, Lys. Yeah sure... it feels much better now. The toilet though, I had to fix the plumbing first thing in the morning, and let me tell you, it was quite the hassle, but I could finally get it under control on my own. No need for a call for the plumber just yet..."
Sherman: "wait WHAT THE HECK WHY ARE YOU SENDING THIS IN THE GROUP CHAT"
Grant: "wait this is the group chat??"
Sherman: "YOU RAGGEDY DRAT"
Sherman: "DON'T PLAY DUMB."
Sheridan: "Who is constipated??"
Sheridan: "First thing in the morning I read messages about toilet plumbing??"
Grant: "It was Sherman."
Sherman: "I WASN'T CONSTIPATED."
Sherman: "If anything it was an absolute free flow — diarrhea!"
Sherman: "Anyhow I'll spare you from the graphic details... I am fine now if you're asking."
Grant: "^What he said"
Grant: "*also that's what I first meant"😅
Sheridan: 😂😂😂😂😂
Sheridan: "What did you get it from Bill??" 😂😂😂
Sherman: "A food challenge — a spicy one at that too."
Grant: "We were dining at a ramen place last night and they have this super spicy ramen challenge and Billy took on it. He succeeded at the challenge, but as you see, it was not without its own cost..."
Sheridan: "OMG A SPICY RAMEN CHALLENGE WHERE DID YOU TWO GO TO FOR RAMEN??"
Grant: "Phil this is not an endorsement for the challenge... 😫😓"
Sheridan: "WAIT I think I saw Billy's instagram story — was it Asakusa Ramen??"
Grant: "Yeah that was the place 😓"
Sheridan: "AWESOME I'LL GO THERE NEXT TIME I DINE OUT AND I'LL TAKE ALONG CUSTER WITH ME AND TAKE THE CHALLENGE! 😏🔥😈"
Grant: "Phil..."
Grant: "This was meant as a warning. 😅😓😫"
Thomas: "Reading someone's bowel movement report first thing in the morning — what a way to start the day."
Sheridan: "Oh hi there old Tom! 😄"
Thomas: "Cumpy's quite the spice demon isn't he?"
Grant: "It was quite a sight to behold, Tom — frightening even."
Sherman: "Don't think I actually report that much about my bowel movement here, old Tom."
Thomas: "And yet it is still one line too many."
Sherman: "Sheeesh =_="
Sherman: "Besides it wasn't supposed to be talked here anyway"
Thomas: "As it should be"
Sherman: "If it weren't for that cunning drat Grant"
Grant: "Gee Billy, I honestly don't realize it — so sorry about it, okay?? 😅🙏🙏"
Sherman: 😒
Sherman: "Whatever."
Sheridan: "But what about your own bowel movement, old Tom? All going well??"
Thomas: =_=
Thomas: "STOP"
Sheridan: "Well if you don't do your dumps in the morning doesn't that mean you have constipation??"
Thomas: "I said STOP this topic right now =_="
Grant: 😅😅🙈
Sherman: 😂😂😂
Sherman: "Oh well good morning to you all gentlemen~"
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(On Grant/Sherman's own text thread...)
Sherman: "You weaselly minx! Just say that you intended to trick me to share it all in the group chat"
Grant: "Billy I am really sorry 😫😓🙏🙏 that was truly unintentional 🙏🙏🙏"
Grant: "I was actually about to switch to this text thread but you already replied with a lot in the group chat 😅"
Sherman: "YOU SON OF A ..."
Sherman: "DAMN YOU AND YOUR PUDGY THUMBS"
Grant: "Aw Billy...😞😞"
Grant: "I was truly concerned about you..."
Grant: "and I definitely intended to keep it just between the two of us."
Grant: "but my slip of thumb really spoiled it to everyone else..."
Grant: "I mean sure I'd eventually share our ramen dine out story to the group chat, though without the stomach report of course 😅"
Grant: "but I can assure you that it was an honest-to-God mistake, so...would you please forgive me? 🙏🙏🙏"
Sherman: 😤
Sherman: "Fine."
Sherman: "It is forgiven."
Grant: "You won't get back at me for this, right? 😅"
Sherman: "Like that's gonna stop me from getting back at you"
Grant: 😫😫😫
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(the end for now)