Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With Across the 2nd Dimension
…Well, this is different. Over on Deviant Art, I’ve started doing Sins post for Sins video/posts because why not. Also, it’s fun and I got the idea from CinemaSinsSins and others.
And since I’m the most sinful person I know, I figured I’d sin one of my posts. I did myself in general, but it’s time to attack a full post. I picked the movie since it’s longer and thus has more problems. Time to see how wrong I am!
(Posting it here instead of DA cuz why not)
ORIGINAL POST: https://pafsins.tumblr.com/post/146397916776/everything-wrong-with-across-the-2nd-dimension
1.I messed up the formatting and instead of taking the time to fix it, I just linked to someplace else I put this up on. Fixing it turned out to be easy so why didn’t I do here?
2.”Wasn’t a Goozim a lot smaller in Doof’s flashback, or are they just bigger in this dimmension?” Likely the latter. Either way, it doesn’t matter.
3.”That’s the most abrasive alarm clock ever” Not really, it seems like more of a light prodding. Besides, I’d love an alarm clock that does that, to be honest.
4.”Candace just forgot she put a picture on a beloved stuff animal?” A Flaky teenager forgot something? I’m so surprised.
5.”How many Platypus themed sports are there?” That’s the joke.
6..”Yikes, Monogram did not age well.”That is not a sin, that is stating the obvious.
7.”It’s set up like this thing with the saftey on will be important, but it never is.” Again, that’s the joke. Also, not really.
8.”A woman of science who hangs out with kids that frequently defy the laws of physics” Jokes, do you understand them?!
9.Also, you forgot the quote you’re replying to, anyone who hasn’t seen the movie or doesn’t remember the line won’t know what you’re talking about.
10.”This whole thing starts because Doof wants a couch” Besides that being the joke,not really. I imagine he would have stepped into the portal to see what is on the other side even if the couch wasn’t there.
11.”Ballon-y can be seen all over the place, even though he shouldn’t exist here since Doof made him because he he had no friends, and that didn’t happen in this world”.
When did they ever say that? We just know things went better for Doof-2 and he lost the train, but they never state that this exact thing didn’t happen. There’s plenty of reasons he could have better Balloon-y in this world.
12.”“Just in case, vending machines become the dominant race!” You know some nut out there actually thinks this, thanks to thism ovie” Funny joke but not a sin.
13.”I see they save the “charecter finds out the big secret” plot for this movie.” I get how the use of the cliche is a sin but how is saving it for the movie a sin?
14.“You could have been cleaning your litter box this whole time?” That’s one of your biggest concerns about this?” Joke, that’s the.
15.”I’m with Doof, something as simple as that caused all this?” Sigh.
16.”This bit with Phineas-2 and Perry is so sad it’s sin because shut up.” Translation: It’s been more than a minute without a sin so I listed a random thing as a sin because reasons.
17.”Don’t think you can outlaw a season. You can outlaw Summer vacation though. Choose your words carefully, guys.” Oh shut up, you’re just being pedantic.
18.”Perry could find a way to explain to Phineas why he’s doing this, but whatever, this works too.” Phineas didn't exactly give him much of a chance to do. That should have been the sin here.
19.”Once again, good thing a Tv was here so they could see the news update.” In this case, it’s the TV Turning on that was convenient, no the TV itself. Yes that’s pedantic, shut up.
20.”It’s convincent that time works the exact same way in the 2nd dimension, not a second off.” Spongey is fine with a parallel dimension, but when that parallel dimension’s time works the same, that’s crossing the line Dammit!
21.”Candace-2 is a dick to the first dimmension people.” That’s the point
22.”The first scene is repeated, but with dialogue that clearly wasn’t there before.” Do you get points and jokes at all?
23.”How do half of these dimensions even work?” Doesn’t matter, these are just quick gags.
24.”These Citizens see crazy crap all the time but a bunch of robots has them running?” Robots coming out a portal is more alarming than anything P&F have done.
25.”I’m not sure how to word this but I’m sure this whole bit where someone planned out all this crazy stuff in adance that will now help the heroes get ready for the climax is a cliché. It’s also convenient.” Yes, but given how they set it up by establishing they clone Doof’s inventions, it at least makes sense.
26.“But it was obvious in Retrospect” “Buford is now smarter than most of the other kids. Huh.” He’s shown to be slightly smart before and after, how is this a sin?
27.”Quickest Villain Reformation ever.” You know the drill.
28.”How did Monogram and Carl get here so dang fast without anyone noticing?” The first part is fine but the 2nd part doesn’t matter.
29.”. I’d iked to hear Doof’s thoughts on all this. Guess he doesn’t agree cuz he’s locked in that Hannib Lector thing” You just pointed out why this is not a sin.
30.”Both this and the other Vanessa scene feel like those kind of deleted scenes that wouldn’t affected the film all that much if they were left in. The nature of them makes me think they were made FOR this DVD, almost.” But that would have made Wannessa’s absence later on even more of a sin.
31.”If this was in the movie, it would be the first sign something is up as Doof-1 is pretty okay with her boyfriends usually, while Doof-2 is the “Boyfriend hating Dad” cliché” Yes. You’re point is…
32.”Guess this explains why more memories weren’t erased, but are they really that stupid?…Don’t answer that.” Too Bad: Yes.
SINS POST SIN TALLY: 32
SENTENCE: …
BONUS ROUND: Spelling/Grammar Errors!
(Errors in bold)
33.“or are they just bigger in this dimmension?”
“Wait, so Phineasc just wars a bland shirt-”+2
36.“Phineas looks way older then he did in the Flashback-”
37.“spoiling the twist/joking-”
38.”I don’t to remind but I’ll do it anyway” (Missing the “Need” in there)
39.“It’s set up like this thing with the saftey on will be important, but it never is.”
40..“Ballon-y can be seen all over the place-”
41.“You know some nut out there actually thinks this, thanks to thism ovie.”
42.Too many dumb visuals refernces too count..+
43.“I can’t help but notice that you’re scar goes over your eyepatch”
44.“If he truly meant Leorzna Llamas-”
“I see they save the “charecter finds out the big secret” plot for this movie.” + 2
47.“Gee it’s Trap” (Should be A trap)
48.“It’s convincent that time works-”
49.“Candace-2 is a dick to the first dimmension people.”
50.“The bat head being from another dimension makes to much sense”
51.“I’m not sure how to word this but I’m sure this whole bit where someone planned out all this crazy stuff in adance-”
52.“Somethng from outside is mistaken for 3D” cliché”
53.“Add a sin of the WOLVERINES bit being a reference-”
54.“(who now has a change of clothes for some reson)”’
55.“. I’d iked to hear Doof’s thoughts on all this. Guess he doesn’t agree cuz he’s locked in that Hannib Lector thing.”
56.“Damn it, I don’t it do this so soon after the last one but…”(Should be “don’t usually”)
SINS POST SIN TALLY: 56
SENTENCE: Eaten by a Goozim
…Well, that was different and fun. For those who don’t follow my DA, check it out for more Sin Sins. Otherwise, head on to SpongeBob Sins next week for the return of it.