MA!!! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A POKEMON TRAINER MA!!!
Welp. I did it. I made myself into a trainer. This is my self-insert I guess? I like Poison, Dark and Ghost type so I added those types to my party.
• My Ace, Toxtricity “Tox.” An asshole. Loves to team up with Gus (or Gooner) and torment me. It’s great when they double team I wont lie. He is a major bed hog! He likes to knit tho…strangely enough >.>
• Gus, My Obstagoon. Also an asshole. But he’s an asshole to everyone else BUT me, most of the time. He will randomly just lick for no reason! My face, my neck, my— anyway.
• Crypt, my Gengar. I call him Crypt cause I found him in one as a Ghastly. Was able to trade him with a friend of mine to evolve him. Ever since he evolved he mainly loves oral. Dude will wake me up out of a dead sleep doing that shit. (Not that I’m complaining)
• Severus, my Seviper. He’s a goofy lil guy, kinda dumb. Will run into walls cause dumbass will sleep walk (Slither?) It’s like the only time he’s fully focused is when he’s aroused. That’s when he will just restrict me and do what he wants. I cannot tell you how many pants I’ve gone through cause dumbass keeps ripping them.
• Sleipnir, or “Big Shlep”, my Scolipede is too fucking smart for his own good!! He’s figured out that if he stands over me long enough I’ll give into him. Dear god don’t get me started on food. I have had to lock it up so many times but he KEEPS MELTING THE LOCK WITH POISON!!
Ps: I traced tf outta these pokemon. I won’t even lie, I didn’t feel like free handing all these pokemon rn. I’ll do that when I have my art tablet again.
Also yes that is a hockey stadium but it looks like a pokemon stadium so….
