#singleandnotreadytomingle

[carebear1397]

Roses are red, violets are blue, your father is a scoundrel, and so it seems are you.

Jk, jk. Roses are red, violets are blue, I see you're alone on Valentines, mind if I could join you?

[thisisshani]

This is clearly a blog about my life. I’ve posted nothing because that’s exactly what I have to post about. My life is work and Netflix and work again.

[starfish1966]

#singleandnotreadytomingle #foodisbetter

[tranquil-vapor]

😒

[one-dua-at-a-time]

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. This whole marriage proposals thing is getting way too serious. Not interested at all. 😑😑😑😑 I just want to live in peace.

[coolstoryemz]

Me: *avoids guys I like* Me: *avoids guys I think like me* Me: *wonders why I'm still single*

[expectopatronum26]

Everyone is making out with cute boys and I'm laying here with heartburn from taking a whole freezer pizza to the face.