#sinisterrouge

[nonappetittk]

sinisterrouge replied to your post “I'm new to BA (sorta) so real quick why do we hate rappo? I don't...”

To be fair what CEO or editor in chief or whatever he is IS fun to be around

idk any, but it is to be assumed that none

[cliffsecord]

Thank you @sinisterrouge for indulging me on Twitter as I ramble about my sportscaster-sona, Richard “Dick” Avalanche II

He used to play rugby before he became an NFL color commentator, and he’s very publicly at odds with his more successful sportscaster father Richard Avalanche (who used to play NFL football). Momma Avalanche does not have a first name, as she is the plastic faced blonde wife to Richard Avalanche and she looks like every single other republican wife in existence.

Dick has a YOLO tattoo on his forearm and will give the most snide and venomous football commentary while subtly implying that rugby is worlds better than American football. If he’s too hungover to care about the quality of his work, he’ll default to the kind of commentary you hear during Big 10 games, something along the lines of “you see, Chungo, in order for the Bucks here to win the game, they’ll need to score more points than the opposing team.”

Early in his career, there was a widely publicized incident where his mic was still on while a ref made a penalty call. The audio of “THAT WASN’T A HOLDING YOU JACKASS DO YOU USE THE EYES IN YOUR HEAD? LET ME OUT OF THE BOX I WILL COME DOWN THERE AND TEAR HIS LEG OFF” spawned a bunch of trap remixes.

He has a scar on the upper part of his inner left arm from when he got way too drunk at the open bar at an industry mixer, and Momma Avalanche had to haul him back into the family’s SUV, much to father Richard Avalanche’s chagrin (Momma Avalanche has terrifying French tip acrylic claw nails).

[cliffsecord]

🌻🌻🌻

🌻 I have an enormous Perry the Platypus plush guarding my apartment door (he’s like two and a half feet long)

🌻 the amount of people that don’t understand that Starship Troopers is a condemnation of fascism is......staggering

🌻 sambuca is a criminally underrated spirit (RIP to all y’all that dislike black licorice flavor by I’ve got good taste)

[guccimedusa]

@sinisterrouge replied to your post “Lady Gaga didn’t have to go that hard with “911″ but she did it for us”

this is exactly how i feel abt sine from above

really blessed us

[yukisohmasmokesweed]

sinisterrouge replied to your post “i dont know why fb does this thing where it puts so much focus on...”

this is why momiji's story is the best (even though it also revolves around his conscious decisions to accept everything w/ his mother)

totally agree!! i love that momiji’s arc focuses on his own inner strength and finding himself as a person outside of the sohmas and accepting that romantic love isn’t necessary for that journey. that being said momiji also embodies another character arc thing that pops up multiple times in fb that i absolutely hate, which is that finding yourself = outgrowing gender nonconformity 

[cliffsecord]

on the intimidation scale id put you at a solid 8.5 but if we weren't like, already friends, 12

I’m not gonna lie that’s exactly what I wanted to hear 😊

[cliffsecord]

🔥🔥🔥 give it to me

🔥 liking dogs is the most boring and overused personality trait

🔥 baseball is a good sport when you go to it live, seeing it televised is mind-numbingly boring

🔥 Cats (the musical, not the 2019 horror) is good actually

[counttwinkula]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILY

thank you!!! ily2!!!