Maaaaybe “My nephew wants us to take him trick or treating this year.” for Fuji-san and Kusatsu
THE OLD MEN i never take advantage of writin em! takes place post prison and has mountain jokes, old men jokin and bickerin like the old pans they are and fuji’s family life implied to be not too perfect.
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11. “My nephew wants us to take him trick or treating this year.”
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the door closed as kusatsu got up in a proper sitting position from the couch as fuji walked in, two plastic bags in hand. “you can go back to how ya were layin down.” he stated with a smirk as the tanner one chuckled. “ya’d like that wouldn’t ya?”
“it’s a better way to say ‘welcome back’ then anything else.” he replied as he took his sandals off, walking to the kitchen table as kusatsu watched. “maybe next time.”
“you tease.” he replied as he took out the fruits and some capsuled food. “ah i see the mooching off your ma went well huh?” he asked as fuji rolled his eyes. “better then your attempts.”
“oi, it could’ve worked.”
“then why didn’t you come? i could’ve needed a double up.”
“i would’ve, but her cane isn’t the nicest friend.” both chuckled half heartedly as fuji put some of the food away. “so, my nephew wants us to take him trick or treating this year.”
“that’s a sentence i never expected ya to say.” he replied getting up straighter. “the hell though when’d ya get a nephew?”
“hmmmm, during, it was before nanba i know that much.” he replied as kusatsu rubbed his hair lightly. “geez.”
“yeah, my sis wasn’t thrilled at his announcement either.” he replied as kusatsu stood up. “oi oi WAIT sister?! when was this?!”
“before my pop’s fucked off?”
“ya didn’t tell me?!” he exclaimed, rushing over to put an arm over the other’s shoulder. “geez, were ya that nervous of losin ya chance with me~?”
“don’t put yourself too high up there, she’s got some high standards.” he chuckled as kusatsu pinched his cheek. “har har. your humor’s as funny as the damn mountain your named off.” he replied as fuji was busy peeling an orange. “so mister mystery of families what’re they like?”
“her name’s kita.” he replied as kusatsu thought to himself ‘kita? seriously? ...wait.’ before asking “and the kid?”
“aino?” he replied as both stood in silence, before kusatsu laughed hard smacking the bluenette on the back. “YOUR KIDDING ME?!” fuji coughed as kusatsu let go to continue laughing. “kidding what?!”
“really!? fuji, kita, aino?!” he exclaimed laughing harder as the older raised a brow, gears turning as he felt the idea pop into his head as he sighed. “goddamnit.” he replied giving a light chuckle as kusatsu calmed enough to ask “what’s your family a buncha hikers?!”
“well, ma wasn’t but pop’s sure has been gone on his hikin trip for the past fifteen years.” he chuckled lightly as kusatsu sighed calming down enough to go back to his position of arm wrapped around fuji’s shoulders as he ripped some orange slices gently apart and eating one. “so, this nephew aino wants us?”
“yep.”
“as in plural? you and me?”
“precisely.”
“damn, kid’s more progressive then anyone else in this family tree, or mountain i guess.” he replied as fuji offered him a slice, eating it as the other started to talk. “don’t get your hopes up. my sis is only allowin this cause she’s gotta work that day and ma’s not too fast to keep up. we’re kinda the last resort option.”
he swallowed the slice. “why us though? like, me?” he asked, poking fuji’s cheek as he chewed his new orange slice in his mouth. “were ya talkin bout me~? feedin the kid the, what’dya aunt call it ‘the fangirl bait’ or somethin like that?” fuji lightly wapped his cheek as he offered him an orange slice.
“your lettin it get to ya again. stop it.” he replied half firmly. “he just overhears me talk bout ya and thinks your cool is all.”
“geez your downplayin it so much.”
“then come with me more often to talk bout how grandiose you truly are.” he replied as kusatsu whined lightly. “i know, i know it sucks, mean, maybe i kinda like it though not goin alone.” kusatsu groaned lightly as fuji moved to eat more slices. “fuji come on no fair. just...can’t deal with that shit yknow? ...” both moved to silence as they ate the orange’s slices till only it’s skin was left.
“...so, you goin?”
“if it means pissin off your sis, free candy and prankin some people then hell yes i am.” fuji smiled, giving a kiss to kusatsu’s cheek. “such a child i swear. this is why my nephew’s gonna like ya. just don’t steal my number one uncle title.”
“oh ho competition~?”
“fuckin...shouldnt’ve said that.”
“your on!”
“yknow what? just for your moxy i’m not gonna hold back either. i’ll prove my number one uncle status the true way!”
Maaaaaaybe *both late for work, try fitting through the door at the same time. Laugh, blow off work, get lunch* for qi x liang please if u want
YASSSSSSSSSSS oh my ship how i missed thee! consider it some au maybe idk i was gonna have this be another way of em first meeting in mingyun zho jia’s au but couldn’t think of anything for it. then i thought re-incarnation but boi do i not know much on that so open to interpretation on wtf this au is!
OTP Meeting on a Train:
16. *both late for work, try fitting through the door at the same time. Laugh, blow off work, get lunch*
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tapping his foot lightly the raven grimaced at the train station’s clock. it was getting so close to his work’s schedule time it was making him fidget his gym bag. looking around the area for the train his own train of thought got distracted by some wavy greenish grey haired male in a pharmaceutical coat next to one of the trash cans with an ash tray ontop of it.
he watched as the currently smoking male finished, dropping the stub to the ground and grounding it up. it took much inside of him to not smack him upside the head for that as he heard the mechanical voice through the voice box announce:
“attention east S boxcart passengers, the boxcart will unfortunately only allow one more passenger due to overflowing and will take more in after it’s next run in half an hour. we apologize for the inconvinience. again S boxcart will only take in one more passenger. thank you.”
looking to his ticket for the S boxcart he looked to see the male a couple steps next to him looking to him aswell, as if both knew what was going down. as the train slowed down he watched the other try to make a run for the door, running immediately next to him trying to block the still closed door as he tried fighting off the doctor.
“oi move it handsome!” he exclaimed threateningly as liang felt him trying to push him away, trying to get his hands off him. “i’m not letting some guy who doesn’t throw his cigar away in an ashtray next to him on this train!”
“I-wait there was one why didn’t ya tell me!?”
“are you that stupid for a pharmacist!?”
“look here kid i’m late-”
“like wise!”
as the doors opened both immediately rushed to them, getting into the door’s entrance they tried pushing and pulling eachother off after taking up the door’s entrance, liang quickly moving his leg infront of the doctor’s only for him to fall along with him as he held onto his sweater.
both groaning they slowly got up looking around as the door closed behind them to the mostly empty cart.
“...wait didn’t they say-”
“thank you for boarding west S boxcart.”
both their eyes twitched. “WE’RE IN THE WRONG CAAAAAAAART!”
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as both slouched in their seats qi looked to his watch at the time, groaning to himself. “maaaan. damnit.” he grumbled as he looked to the raven, his fingers still pinching the bridge of his nose ever since they sat down.
“oi come on it’s been ten minutes ya can’t still be ma-” he started only to see him shivering, moving a little closer to the wall he found a grin that his hand was hiding as he...giggled?
“this...is so stupid.” he chuckled out lightly as it contagiously got qi to join him. “man right? false advertizing at it’s finest on this one.” taking a deep breath liang calmed himself enough to lay his head on his hand. “not to mention i thought tripping you was the best idea, don’t tell my martial art class this.”
“ey i mean it would’ve worked ehehe.” he chuckled along sighing with him.“so, mister martial artist it’s almost eleven thirty and i’m starving.” liang quirked a brow lightly at that. “odd request to make. i usually go with people i know.”
“well you know me.”
“on a first name business.”
“oh your the proper type i get ya i get ya.” he stated offering his hand. “qi’s the name.” liang looked to his hand and sighed shaking it lightly. “liang. any lunch recommendations?”
“think this train can take us to this nice terriyaki place.”
“any healthy lunch recommendations?”
“man you really are proper type hah! i guess i’ll owe ya one then for earlier.”
“you mean the bickering or you dumping your cigar on the ground next to an ash tray?”
“ey i’mma man with limited money one meal outing at a time!”
Mmmm would u rather be quarantined with liang or bortz~ heeheehee
>:O i asked for this lol lmao.
send me two characters and i will tell you who i would rather be quarantined with and why!
hmmmmm, well either way i’m gonna end up getting dragged into exercise so i’mma saaaaaay...liang-y i can’t help it he was just the first! sides least we’d be making yummy food!
send me a character for headcanons of 3 pros and 3 cons of dating them
PROS:
he’s a successful author so good income (with even one of his books getting a movie adaption despite how much he hates that).
probably would treat someone as right as he can between work and personal life.
would be pretty good talk to on writing industries and other deep stuff on other topics. not to mention cause i have this with just bout every single bearded anime guy he probably would be a good cook.
CONS:
probably would end up being more of having his work and personal time would pinch a bit. (course that never stopped him from visiting masami).
probably one of those messy/organized types where the floor is clean but the rest is a mess.
well he’s around masami’s age group or least somewhere along those lines (and masami is 45 while chihiro’s hasn’t been confirmed) so depending on the person it’d either be a quick relationship or well, just rather casual. i dunno if he’d be into serious stuff like marriages. could be a possibility but who knows.
Send Me a 🔥+ a Topic, and I’ll Tell You My Honest Opinion About It
kinda surprised the nanbaka fandom is having a revival basically, it’s nice though, like we were a phoenix this whole time…or idiots with numbers who keep coming back to this crazy prison. either way it’s awesome keep it up fandom.
y’know, not only am i waiting on dai and bortz fighting off to the ‘death’ and shattering eachother emotionally and physically, i’m waiting on the amethyst twins doing the same thing. y’know, because, drama. and just the fact the fandom hasn’t indulged in much amethyst twin angst.
4 headcanons for chihiro from after the rain pwease
ljkfsdljksdfljksfdjklsfd oh boi! (pfft I should’ve known.) this’ll be an interesting take. (I love doing this headcanon game tbh)
Send a character’s name to receive four different headcanons
Headcanon A: is really tongue and cheek on movie adaptions based off of book series. not just his but other book series in general. rants about em to kondo though later cause he just HAS to.
Headcanon B: braids his hair in whatever style when either bored or just to change it up a bit. he atleast has a new hairstyle once a week and tabloids go fucking wild about it.
Headcanon C: really hoped he and kondo would make it famous together. an when that didn’t happen he just kinda felt…lonely. he was though really happy bout re-connecting with kondo even after becoming a famous author.
Headcanon D: bi as all hell and has/had a crush on kondo.
