#siri nova

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Siri: Musie! how’s it! I heard you brought your “hot roommate 21nb” over!

Musica: WHAT. Siri. how the hell do you know about that?!

Siri: duh, we all have Reddit accounts. dude, you gave yourself away saying you had 3 nosy siblings and lived in a big city. now where is he! I wanna meet Mr. Submissive and Breedable!

Haruki: uh...Mr. what now?

Musica, about to absolutely die: Haruki...! heyyyyy

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what better time than now for a s-s-s-s-spare check-in! while we’re already in Brindleton Bay anyway. have a montage of me getting my spares moved out and cuffed. and it’s also a way to reintroduce the Nova wives because I almost forgot who they were.

first off, Siri is moving out to Day-Day’s old house and marrying Mrs. Bridgit Kalani-Nova, a fun spoiler is that their kids come out great and were the only ones I even marginally care about.

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Sirius and Electra buried their fathers in the plot that they had bought for the family years back, in preparation for the inevitable.

goodbye, Jericho and Dayton! it’s been a solid ride.

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Siri: appa! appa, you okay? I heard... heard... oh my god...

Grim Reaper: Sirius Nova. your time has come.

Siri: what?? me?? but I’m...I’m not even d--

Grim Reaper: ...is what I would say if it really was your time! nah I’m just joshing, buddy. your dad’s dead though. but like you knew that already, right?

Siri: (sobbing)

Grim Reaper: maannn. tough crowd out here!

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crisp, cold autumnal mornings is what’s providing Siri inspiration for his first album, tentatively titled “Feeling Feelings while I’m in my feelings”

Siri, while strumming: whoa... yuh. whoa. ... yuh. whoa.

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Bridgit moved in too! good thing she and Sirius were the same age eh?

Bridgit: I can’t wait until my boyfriend and I have kids to start the 2nd generation of this legacy :)

uhhh. yeah me either

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well, it’s now about the time we transition out of this generation, as it’s Sirius and Musica’s young adult birthdays!

Muse: wait is my hair about to inexplicably change colour because we changed to sorbets remix after 9 months of not opening the sims?

yes. moving on.

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Siri: appa, now that you’re literally ancient--have you got any sagely advice for me to take into my adult years?

Dayton: hmmmm. become a scalper for some obscure, niche shit. some really desperate 30 year old with nothing to lose is gonna drop $52k on some hobby shit and you’re gonna laugh all the way to the bank

Siri: wow you’re...like actually a bad person

Dayton: I know baby