Sleepless Maknae
This is a fanfiction... crackfic, maybe. Supposed to be humor.
As usual I DISCLAIM Dongho, Piro Piro, Ukiss, and even the picture.
Happy sleeping reading!
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After all, maknae needs his sleep, ne?
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After arriving at 01.00 am, everybody just wanted to go back to dorm and finally get some sleep. This of course didn't exclude our little maknae, Dongho. He was all yawn and whine when the camera wasn't on him, annoyingly stating he wanted his sleep. After all, maknae needs lots of sleep to be taller, ne?
So after arriving, Dongho brushed his teeth, went to kitchen to get himself a glass of milk (courtesy to Kiseop-hyung--he'll just say sorry later) and finally got to sleep hugging the new Piro Piro big plushie Kibum had given him (after a lot of persuasive aegyo and Kevin's help). All was nice, and he expected a good night sleep just as he easily drowsed to dreamland.
Until somebody suddenly decided to break that happiness by tapping his shoulder.
He turned around to see.
That the 'somebody' is actually a 'something'. The big Piro Piro original figure, to be exact.
"What are you just doing?" the plushie asked. Dongho gladly decided he's already in dream. And so happily answer,
"Sleeping."
To his surprise, the yellow figure didn't seem too pleased.
"How could you sleep before me?!" It stomped, "Don't you know that I'm Piro Piro, the Great Prince of Piro Land?"
He didn't know Kibum-hyung created a backup history for his character, "Nope. Never heard of it."
Piro Piro gasped at the answer, and began hitting Dongho furiously.
"NO! You should've stay up with me doing nothing! And then grow up dark circles below your eyes!"
Dongho covered his face. The punches weren't hurt, just annoying.
"Piro Piro! You can't bully the weak!" A sweet voice appeared before the great bear. It was another plushie, a white one, and slightly smaller.
The weak?
"Excuse me, my name is Siro Siro, a fox desert." He (or she? He should work on his biology more from now on) said with a sweet smile. "Please forgive Piro Piro, now you may have a nice sleep."
"Siro Siro, you don't just ban me from talking!" Piro-Piro insisted. And kept hitting Dongho, much to the boy's dismay.
"Piro Piro, stop it!!" Siro Siro held Piro Piro's hand, "No behaving bad!"
"Piro Piro IS the Prince! He shall make everyone have dark circles below his eyes!!" The yellow bear exclaimed proudly while Dongho just stared.
"Not to Dongho!" Siro Siro whacked Piro Piro, making Dongho somewhat perplexed to the whole scene. What happened with his good sleep, and nice dreams?
"STOP IT YOU TWO!!" Dongho snapped.
And before him, he saw two figures--both human--holding each other awkwardly while staring at him, confused. "Er.. Dongho?" Kevin asked experimentally. When the younger boy just snort, he continued, "Sorry for waking you up... Er.. we were arguing on whether we should wake you up or not.."
"See? It's better if he wakes up after all." Kibum smiled proudly.
"Kibummie-hyung! No behaving badly!" Kevin whacked the older's arm who just went on sticking his tongue.
Maknae just kept staring with mouth agape.
"Guys!! Get ready for schedules!!" Soohyun shouted from the kitchen, hurriedly readying himself and everybody else. The trio haphazardly got in the routines as well, temporarily forgetting the small chaos happened.
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If somebody noticed Dongho quietly glared daggers on Kibum-hyung during the photoshoot, nobody said anything. They all just go on like usual, with Soohyun commenting a little about Dongho's dark circle. Dongho glared Kibum-hyung even more after receiving that comment.
However, the schedule was finished smoothly, thanks to everybody's hard effort. And the night fell once again.
Kibum could only frown when Dongho insisted he wouldn't sleep before he exchanged his Piro Piro plushie into the Siro Siro one.
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/fin
okay this is not even funny OTL my humor sense sucks I know. Enjoy the implied Kemaru and 2Shin, though.
