#sister why

[iconiclast]

Janniks bum ass doesn’t have an excuse for flopping as soon as it gets hot on court when he is deadly committed to wearing a black jacket and black long pants in the London heat wave

[momotonescreaming]

Just found out my sister doesn't put butter or anything on her sandwiches. Anyway guess who got handed a dry as fuck sandwich.

[yossyislandd]

Clings to your leg

kicks your skull in until you die

[slimy-little-hipster]

News Flash: my sister @notalotoftimeinthegraveyard still plays Pokémon Go.

[iconiclast]

breaking a racket during practice is like losing checkers to a dog

[mischeviousmew]

@metalmewtwo-kxb at it again making me heckin nervous!

[butt-puncher]

in distress bc my sister just told she tested positive for covid using the rapid covid test and we literally shared drinks together yesterday. shes going to get a pcr test tmrw morning to make sure

[etrevil]

There are moment where I wished I didn't write my fic but it still existed so I can read and experience the whiplash of first reading.

Then there's my sister, trying to be logical with me- "It wouldn't exist because you didn't write it!"

Always gotta think of a loophole.