#sitzpinkler

[thecovertcomic]

Every man’s a Sitzpinkler if he has to take a Scheiße.

[crazymerchlady]

Klodeckel rauf oder runter?

Klodeckel rauf oder runter?

Ihr kennt mich. Ich bin praktisch veranlagt. Wenn der Klodeckel oben ist klappe ich ihn runter und der Lachs ist geschnitten…

Aber es gibt ja Tussis, die sich darüber aufregen dass ihre Typen zum pinkeln den Klodeckel zwar rauf- aber danach nicht wieder runterklappen. Ich kenn jetzt keine von denen persönlich aber man hört ja immer wieder um mehrere Ecken und in den Medien, dass das das…

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[lexxtheduck]

Klodeckel rauf oder runter?

Klodeckel rauf oder runter?

Ihr kennt mich. Ich bin praktisch veranlagt. Wenn der Klodeckel oben ist klappe ich ihn runter und der Lachs ist geschnitten…

Aber es gibt ja Tussis, die sich darüber aufregen dass ihre Typen zum pinkeln den Klodeckel zwar rauf- aber danach nicht wieder runterklappen. Ich kenn jetzt keine von denen persönlich aber man hört ja immer wieder um mehrere Ecken und in den Medien, dass das das…

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[lostandforgottenmusings]

Germans

Notes on airbnbing. I originally found the Germans banging on the door of my neighbour's house across the road, despite that clearly being the odd side of the street. Perhaps the Black Forest region where they hark from uses the counter-clockwise "boustrophedon"-style numbering? It's the only reason I could settle on. As it's my first time hosting I'm nervous and end off making them immediately run upstairs to their room to drop their guitars and things and instruct them to 'settle in' and then report back to me for a house tour. I hear them shuffle around awkwardly for five minutes before coming back downstairs. They're 18 years old, an almost incomprehensible age for me, they worry about what career to pursue and dream of playing music for a living. 'May we play our guitars?' they ask. I tell them the Baptists next door consider guitar music to be the work of Satan, so no, sadly no. When they practice in the lounge a little later my jaw drops open, they're incredibly good, Libertines and Pixies covers in voices that sound otherworldly. I cook them curry and we talk, 'May we boil some eggs?' they ask. I explain the miracle of life and the exploitation of chickens and tell them that the neighbour's dog is driven wild by the smell of boiling eggs, so no, sadly no. They have a gig in the a local pub to an audience of four, which, later in the night is inflated to seven as they tell the tale (the big fat liars). The owner claps and yells 'Bellissimo!' after every track and books them for a paid gig the following day. Giddy with success, we drink endless Guinness until too late. This morning, half-asleep and angry at being awake, I find the toilet seat down again, and I realise, in the manner of someone half-awake, as I brush my teeth, that they are sitzpinklers. Musical sitzpinklers. End of day #1.

[frimleyblogger]

Court Judgement Of The Week

Court Judgement Of The Week

I have reported before about the war between those who defend the right of men to urinate whilst standing up and those who insist that the act should be carried out sitting down, turning the male into what the Germans call, rather pejoratively, a sitzpinkler. Well, the male’s right to stand up and miss the target has been upheld by Judge Stefan Hank in the Dusseldorf administrative court this…

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[eideard]

Guys - are you a Stehpinkler or a Sitzpinkler?

Guys – are you a Stehpinkler or a Sitzpinkler?

A German judge ruled a tenant can’t be held responsible for floor damage resulting from urinating while in the standing position.

Dusseldorf Judge Stefan Hank sided with the tenant, whose lawsuit said the landlord refused to return $2,100 of his $3,300 deposit, alleging the resident’s urine had damaged the marble floor around the toilet.

Hank said the arguments from the landlord and a “technical…

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[buecherlieben]

John Green about the German word ‘Sitzpinkler’ in his novel “An Abundance of Katherines” I am slightly amused :D As a German I have to admit that I never ever heard of this word but hey, there are always things worth learning :’D

[tomnookstits]

Thank you, John Green

for introducing me to the word sitzpinkler. I will use it on unsuspecting classmates.