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Sad day, Skycoaster is no more at Six Flags New England =/

I have mixed feelings because a lot of baaaaad shit happened there, but so many fantastic things happened as well.

My faith in people was simultaneously restored and destroyed on nearly a flight-by-flight basis at that attraction..;

also, I'm apparently going to D3, probably to get trained on Bizarro... wow I didn't see that coming...

Dan and I were cleaning on the flight line for about 15-20 minutes. We saw Pandemonium's light show was about to start for one of its songs, so we went over to watch that, which took up another 5 minutes or so...

As we walk down from the flight line, where we've been the entire time, I say to Dan: "I wonder if we've had any flights"

there's something wrong with me

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At Skycoaster, we're frequently asked "what does this ride do?"

And my favorite response to give is "We're not really sure, we've been waiting for some participants to help us find out"

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On Pandemonium at our Six Flags, seat D of car 3 is particularly finicky about the size of the guests that sit in it. Like, people who are more than capable of riding will register as being not secure enough and then we switch them with someone smaller in the car and it literally then says that everything is okay.

So I just laugh at the immense irony that seat 3D cannot handle guests with depth.

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Me: Steven, can I get the turnstile number?

Steven: Sure. 413...

Me: '413'...but that doesn't make sen- wait...

Me: YOU SHIT I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING THAT'S A MASSACHUSETTS AREA CODE

#me #six flags tags #ugh

At Six Flags:

-phone rings-

Me: Pandemonium Steve.

Luis: Are things spoopy or creppy down there?

Me: What?