ARISTIDE, 39 ans, avocat droit criminel, univers HP marauders, ft. raphaël personnaz (moodboard)
(BACKGROUND) ari c’est le perso que j’ai joué le plus longtemps sur maintenant trois forums différents, tous anglophones, et que je suis justement en train de ressortir de son placard une nouvelle fois. c’est aussi celui qui a le plus changé au fil du temps.
(tw : sex addiction, mort, dépression, relations toxique)
(CE QUI NE CHANGE PAS) ari au départ, c’était un ramassis de clichés français cousus à la va-vite pour débarquer sur le forum d’une amie. il boit trop, il fume trop, il baise trop. il est riche, il est arrogant, il parle français tout le temps. because why not.
bâtard de sang-pur, enfant mal-aimé, maman n’en a jamais voulu, papa en avait honte. il passe ses premières années en france dans une solitude terrible à vouloir plaire à une mère qui n’en a que faire. vers 8 ans, son père finit par le récupérer pour l’élever au royaume-uni avec son frère qui a le même âge que lui. celui-ci fait office de la première main tendue, d’un ami qu’il n’a jamais eu. aveuglé par ce lien familial fort, ari pardonne toujours tout à son grand frère qui pourtant est un homme terrible. c’est en le sauvant contre son premier problème judiciaire que ari sera inspiré pour en faire son métier.
professionnellement, sa vie est extrêmement réussie mais sa vie personnelle est une catastrophe - a true disaster queer ™. il a quelques problèmes de fidélité, en raison d’un très mauvais rapport entretenu avec sa sexualité et l'amour. il a un besoin maladif d’être désiré, ne supporte pas être seul mais a une fâcheuse tendance à l’auto-sabotage, en surtout attiré par des personnes qui ne sauront pas l’aimer et à faire imploser toute relation avec les rares âmes décentes qu’il a connu.
fait intéressant, ari devait être un personnage fun, sans prise de tête, en étant clairement un connard. au fil de mon jeu pourtant, c’est un côté très tragique qui s’est dessiné.
(THE GOOD) commençons pas la fin et la dernière itération du personnage dont je suis en train de finaliser la fiche. après des années à nager dans une neutralité entachée. ari réalise finalement qu’il est décidément du mauvais côté de la guerre et utilise ses connexions professionnelles mais surtout personnelles pour s’immiscer plus profondément dans le cercle mangemort et glaner des informations pour l’ordre du phénix. un bel arc de rédemption toussa toussa. seul bémol, ari est absolument terrifié et dépassé par les évènements et ne sait absolument pas ce qu’il fait. sans compter que son ex toxique vient également d’être libéré d’azkaban sous le nouveau gouvernement fasciste *dum dum dum* drama incoming
(THE BAD) à la base, ari est un personnage avec une éthique assez grise, il a un penchant pour le mauvais côté de la force ™ mais n’est pas encore pourrie jusqu’à l’os. cette version du personnage devait le faire sombrer plus profondément dans ses pires travers dans une quête pour toujours plus de gloire et l’argent.
(THE UGLY) ari fait l’erreur de tomber amoureux d’un né-moldu qui mène une double vie de terroriste anti-puriste. il comprend peu à peu ses erreurs et préjudices. mais alors qu’il pensait enfin avoir trouvé l’amour, ce dernier est assassiné par son propre frère sur ordre des mangemorts. ari est rongé par la culpabilité et tombe dans la dépression, peine à continuer à défendre ses clients (dont la plupart sont mangemorts, donc la pression est énorme). un peu moins d’un an plus tard, un autre ex décède aux mains de l’ordre cette fois et ari, inconsolable, tente quelque chose de très stupide. il est persuadé qu’il est maudit et que toute personne qu’il aime finira assassinée et qu’il ferait mieux de rester seul pour toujours. et avec un peu de chance, ce ne sera pas si long que ça...
basic boat ettiquette: don’t shit in the boat. those toilets can’t handle anything
is that globe..... punched in???????
floop!!!!!!! love that dude
feet on the desk????? i dunno seems pretty gay
since when did carmen get keys to that
i might be wrong but i dont think thats every country
what does pressure have to do with positioning a laser
this floor is the best mechanic in the whole movie. reminds me of a richie rich comic i had as a kids
why did they not run into the wall. i wanted to see that
is the slide there when floop films his show????
HEY ITS FLOOP!!!! love that dude
theres a bunch of normal food like.... sour worms. why did they pick the slime from charlie and the chocolate factory when johnny depp finds the oompa loompas
thats a sick coat. best one in the movie
that was a good snap. nice acoustics
God what a power move. something thanos would say
listen floop i love you but thats not how you say research
fELIX NO
and hes gone. cool
did she kick the camera?????
haha author unknown. cuz hes a spy
why did you take that one specifically????? plot convenience????
he can still be a spy, just not a good one. learn to read
is that supposed to be a question?????
FUN FACT if you listen closely when carmen says “like felix said” you can hear a weird cut in “said”, almost like its a new clip
theres no keyhole
i think juni can read. why are you spelling it
did you have the floop toys in your pocket????
OKAY THIS SCENE WHERE THEY PLAY IT BACKWARDS?????? THAT MESSED ME UP AS A KID
what do those things do?????
i can feel the pain from the fan blades
how did that break the chain????
why would you annouce that. they can hear you. just because they’re thumbs doesn’t mean they’re deaf
that’s a thing, not a place
FLOOP!!!!! ON A BILLBOARD!!!! love that dude
how are you slipping. shes holding YOU
YOU DROPPED HIM GENIUS
how do people not notice the jetpack dudes
DOES NO ONE CARE THAT CLOTHES WERE STOLEN
that’s a cute coat
why is the lady cool with carmen just... doing that
HEY I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!! AND THAT DUDE!!!!!
ofc you can’t think “straight enough” you’re gay
why is mexico sepia tone
when do you think juni had time to change and learn a new language
IF IT HURTS TO HIT HIM, S T O P
i wanna be on that merry-go-round
HOW DO YOU K N O W THAT HIS CODE NAME. WHY “MUST” IT BE HOMBRE
i love how junis just like “we already got a fake uncle”
LOOK AT HOW FLOOP IS SITTING!!!!!!!! THATS GAY!!!!!!! HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!
ALSO MORE FLOOP!!!! say it with me, LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
minion looks like barry from friends
wait i lied this coat is better
we DO have uncles like that!!!!!
if your inventions are so good why is your font so BORING
hey wait carmen said that. hmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔
glowsticks dont help you see like at all
the map looks like gallifreyan but its not. spy kids is older than the doctor who reboot
they go ZOOM
THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY MANUAL!!!!!!!
great job carmen YOU wrecked the plane
WHATS A REGULATOR
oh its just a breathing thing
haha pee joke. funney
where are the brains coming from???? that factory is Not Correct
if i were juni i would look back over all the floop’s fooglies tapes and see what the agents were saying backwards. once the mission was done, ofc
it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what sknaht meant the first time
SEE THIS MECHANIC IS GOOD BC NOW THERES NO PLEXIGLASS
WHY DOES NO ONE RUN INTO THE WALL
F L O O P I S G O D
love that dude
you discussed with the spy parents that juni watched the show. he just told you that you took his parents. you KNOW this is juni, why are you surprised that he watches it????? you already know!!!!!!
tbh i kinda want some of those colorful chains. they’d look cool somewhere
haha voice crack
no wonder your shows not doing well. those are awful times
why is there a sexy thumb nurse. why did floop make the thumb nurse sexy
use her first name?????? you’re clearly dating
!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!! UNHEARD OF!!!!!!!
he cares so much about this show!!!!!! its so sweet!!!! love that dude
YEP THIS COAT IS BETTER, LOOKS A M A Z I N G IN A RUNNING SCENE
haha you killed carmen
ok this scene with the acid crayon is like my absolute favorite. something about using a crayon to escape and then floop (love that dude) opening the door a second later and then doing a double take. FAVE
wheres belize
ok so apparently its a country by mexico
no you CANT tell her you need to ESCAPE
we finally got a clean outside shot of the castle.... that place is wack
haha minion can’t sit in the hand chair correctly because hes STRAIGHT what a loser
hey juni HOW DO YOU DO THAT
minion you know what the robot costumes look like AND what juni looks like. dont be stupid
what..... what do you want carmen for, exactly, minion??????
floop is supportive of others’ art!!!!!!!!!!! love that dude
HE SAID “WHERE’S MOM AND DAD” LIKE THEY’RE HIS OWN PARENTS THAT’S SO C U T E
ALSO ANOTHER SCENE WITH THE GREAT RUNNING COAT
he says doppelganger beautifully
“its too late” that timing was BEAUTIFUL
you COULD take 500 brains out if you just TRIED HARDER. still love that dude
his control panel has buttons that spell “floop”
WHY CAN MINION TALK NORMAL
if its reversible why do you have it in later movies
carmen fights fake juni and juni fights fake carmen because they didnt have the fancy clone (?) technology
THREE TIMES!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL T H R E E T I M E S THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!
nice censorship
HOW DID MACHETE SMASH ONLY THE CLEAR WINDOWS AND A L L THE CLEAR WINDOWS THERE ARE NO MORE CLEAR WINDOWS!!!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!!
wow nice 3 buttons thats totally how you hack
oh look they have all died
oh. guess not :((
machete you better rip off your mustache
HES GOING TO JUNIS LEVEL TO TALK TO HIM!!!!!!! HE RUFFLED HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!! HES GONNA MAKE A GREAT DAD!!!!!!!
wow no shit ingrid
did he leave his wart bandaid on the kitchen counter?????
ALAN CUMMING!!!! ON A CEREAL BOX!!!!
ok CLEARLY other people watch floop’s show, he’s rated number 2. kids at the school are gonna recognize juni and carmen. they better get popular
is that george clooney
well that’s not how it works in spy kids 2. or 3. or 4. or the tv show
