So I hear you’re fond of the head cannon that Percy can get pregnant. Boy do I have a story for you. I had a dream about it, in Nico’s point of view. Percy was happily married with Annabeth and Nico was still single and roaming around the world. Percy somehow gets pregnant and Annabeth thinks he cheated on her so she dumps him. But Percy doesn’t even remember who the baby daddy is so Annabeth and a few friends try to help him figure it out but they never do (1/2)
So they never figure out who the baby daddy is. Anyway they figure that they probably can’t have the baby in a normal hospital because doctors ask questions like “how the hell does a cis man get pregnant naturally without a surrogate” so they have to find a safe place for Percy to birth the baby and that just happens to be the Labyrinth. So Percy has the baby and within an hour of giving birth to it he loses it. So everyone’s looking for a baby in the Labyrinth and run into Janus (there’s more)
And Janus tells them that Nico is the baby daddy but Nico’s like “NUH UH I I DONT REMEMBER DOING THAT” and Percy’s “hm yeah I can remember doing that. Last thanksgiving when you were drunk of you’re ass?” So Nico’s like “I WAS DRUNK OF MY ASS I DONT REMBER HALF OF WHAT HAPPENE THAT NIGHT” so Annabeth is pissed at Nico and tries to kill him but Nico runs away and somehow finds the baby and brings it back to Percy and all of them raise it together and the baby grows up to be Keith from Voltron
…Damn. Your imagination is high on some real good stuff. ôô
Congrats. I now officially envy you! I only ever had one Nicercy dream. :O
