#skeleton problems

[bonesofdestiny]

People keep telling me I "could use a few more sandwiches"

I keep telling them they'll just fall right through my ribcage because I'M DEAD!

[meltingghostcandle]

I had to stop hugging my friends because untangling our ribcages every time just gets too time consuming

[bluemoonbleeding]

turns out if you’re underweight you don’t need cocaine or adderall, two shots of espresso will do the trick. thanks starbucks i can smell colors

[kat-tail]

Those dang collar bones!

Well if there is one thing that drawing Undertale fan art /skeleton sona has me doing it's looking up references and studying anatomy again. Bones are so cool, but I have to say it's a bit irritating to figure out how to make skellies work with clothing without looking like, well mannequins. 

[alightwhendarknessfell]

My ribcage is so small my heart rate mointor keeps slipping down and losing track during my runs and it pisses me off. Its the smallest size on the smallest setting. Also it doesn't lay flat against my sternum because my ribs part early and it caves in there. Doesn't help I have a low heart rate and it has problems tracking below 80 anyways.

[pedal-mail]

Tfw its really hot but you don’t wanna take off your hoodie because you look butch and you are proud of yourself.

[auntie-diluvian]

Airplane! and basically any movie with Leslie Nielsen = formative influence

just fuck already will ya couple of turds

God

I’m a champ at stalling

[auntie-diluvian]

[name redacted for privacy reasons] requested that I add this conversation to The Discourse.

 I will have you know that I had to scroll back through two and a half months of us having lengthy conversations pretty much every day so 

 Enjoy your earholes

EDIT: she says it’s called the acoustic meatus which is even funnier tbh

hey lil skelly lemme whisper in your meatus

jesus christ