#snoteleks

[notwhatiam]

Probably the most unrealistic thing about The Locked Tomb is the fact that no one on the Ninth ever pack-bonds with any of the skeletons. If I were able to resurrect dead bodies at will, they would 100% be my little boney bbs and I would scratch them under the mandibles and offer them sacral rubs and let them eat calcium supplements right out of the palm of my hand. I'd just be a necromantic farmer, tending to my ossiferous farm of walking corpses. What a nice life.

[radiotransylvania]

Happy Fall!

[somethingsomethingtralala]

I have 3,000 followers as of this weekend! Thank you for following my awkward, spoopy little behind. I promise many more apple pies, falling leaves, shitpost memes, and snoteleks 💀

[minphia]

🎃 🍂IT'S SPOOKTOBER MY DOOTS 🍂🎃

[kirkshouseplant]

IT IS FINALLY TIME

ITS

SPOOKY MONTH

[feisty-fat-bitch]

Someone go on a hike with me to find small animal bones.

I’ll bring the weed.

[messenger-memes]

[script-doodles]

So I have this small plastic skeleton hanging on my door. Usually he just sits there and vibes. But if I don't close my curtains at night, the light from a nearby streetlamp casts a ray of light that illuminates the little plastic bro.

This is my guardian angel.