What Even Is Gender???

Yo I'm Maxine (call me Max for short), any pronouns, 18, white, and this is my personal blog. Do not interact if you’re (NO)MAP, Ace exclusionist, transcum, pro-shipper or hazbin hotel fan. This blog supports trans women. Please don’t reblog anything from #vent tag

[jestertoon]

poker night is fun

[flannycartoon]

✨EVIL BOYFRIENDS✨

[cappyclementine]

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

[ultimaid]

hi friends, it’s me again. after yet another month of having my hours at work slashed and barely making any money, i’m gonna need rent help again. i have a job interview next week that should hopefully get me out of this awful hole, and i really don’t want to have to e-beg again after this. but for the moment, i need help.

a lot of you already know the story — i’m a queer, physically disabled, neurodivergent person working two jobs to support me and my cat. my family can’t help me because of my mom’s terminal cancer. i am trying extremely hard to get my life together but it just isn’t working and i really, really need help.

my short-term goals are getting my credit card bill ($57) and phone bill ($65) paid. long-term, after doing the math, it’s looking like i’ll be about $530 short on rent this month. this means i need a total of $652 by the end of july.

i genuinely appreciate all the help and do not take it for granted that y’all have been here for me month after month. i promise that once i have the means i will give back in the same way you all have given to me. thank you, thank you, thank you.

i will make this post unrebloggable and delete the original when i hit my goal.

pypl: link

cshpp: $HappinessOmelette

vnmo: @/mjdossey

0/652

[ultimaid]

57/652 <3

87/652!!!

[ultimaid]

127/652

[ultimaid]

so i need to replace one of my car’s tires. i can keep driving on it for now, just need to keep it inflated, but it definitely has a hole in it. i still need rent money so thats the short term goal, but i will be adding $200 to my goal so i can get that tire replaced.

127/852

[ultimaid]

172/852

[pedal-mail]

Sam is such a girl dad. Max doesn't care about gender, as long as he has a baby to dote on (and forget about five minutes later) he's happy

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[pajama-han]

@ohkatemykate

[sweetpea67]

Are you taking anyone to prom?

My wedding day was the best day of my life, and I can’t wait for yours.

A loser like that has to be a virgin. No woman would ever fuck him.

That boy over there looks pretty cute, doesn’t he?

Oh, who do you have a crush on?

Nuclear families are the basis of society.

Over twenty and you haven’t had your first kiss?

Romantic love is the strongest bond a person can have.

Men only want one thing. Good luck finding one who can go without it.

Are you straight or gay?

That’s just how women are.

I don’t think you can have sex without falling for the person a little.

Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. Love makes the world go round!

I felt the same way when I was your age.

That sounds lonely.

You just haven’t found the right person yet

[drill-teeth-art]

Wow! Here’s something incredibly personal.

This is Good Bi Gender. A comic I made to express some feelings I have about my gender. I don’t really have that much else to say about it. Here it is.

[Image Description: A digital comic made with sharp, angular abstract lines and only the colors white, blue, pink, and black. The featured character is all white, except for facial features and hair colors, which changes from panel to panel. The comic reads: Cover Panel: The text “Good Bi Gender”, the words colored with the trans flag. It shows a glitchy person’s face, half pink and half blue. Panel 1: White text reads: “Hello. My name is apparently irrelevant. And my pronouns are he/him and she/her. But you can’t call me she/her. And here’s why.” Someone with a half-pink and half-blue shirt looks to the side. One eye is covered with hair, and the other eye is pink while the iris is blue.

Panel 2: The character sits happily, imagining facial hair and a masculine voice. “I don’t want top surgery. I love my chest. And I dream about being on testosterone someday soon.” The character looks at a phone, frowning. The phone shows the male symbol with an “X” through it. Text next to it reads: “People don’t seem to think that the features I dream of are very pretty though… Or they think even worse of them than that…”

Panel 3: The character’s features are all pink, and sits in a blank frame. The character reaches over to a blue frame, frowning. “I don’t like the animosity. I really despise it.” A photo of the character shows an all-blue frame and blue hair, with pink outlines and facial features. “To be a boy… I aspire to be one. I aspire to be masculine in all its handsomeness. All its prettiness.” Panel 4: The character sits in an all blue panel, but reaches back out to the pink panel. “And I’m still a girl too. I was so excited to have both. To love both. To have handsome femininity. Beautiful masculinity.” The frames break and connect, and pink and blue swirl together. The character smiles in between the frames, with one pink eye and one blue eye. “So excited. And yet I get asked…”

Panel 5: Two hands hold out two different pills to the character, one blue and one pink. They ask “Male? or Female?” using the male and female symbols.The character, facial features an array of pink and blue, looks between the two hands, distressed. “It’s both! I’m both! They’re not opposites. Not narrow boxes. I say I’m both despite the insistence that I can’t be. And I know what I look like. I know I look like a girl to most. I know that if I say people can call me she, that’s all I will get from most. Because it’s “easier”. It “makes more sense”. To have my masculinity, I am often forced to be unflinching in it and it alone. To never use she. Because if I don’t, I will never get to have he.” [The words “she” and “he” are italicized.] Panel 6: Text reads: “I’m still very happy to be so comfortable in my identity. To know, despite all that, that I am indeed a boy and a girl and both. But you know. Telling people to only use he/him for me. Guarding my masculinity all just to have it. All at the expense of the part of me who is happily and unashamedly a girl.” The character cries from one pink eye, the other hidden. The character holds a pink girl in a sea of blue, the girl crying out. In the midst of the blue, text reads: “Well, it fucking breaks her heart.” End ID]

Edit: @starberry-skies wrote an ID for the comic, so I added it to the og post with its permission!

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[monkey-network]

[inkhorhusk]

Ya boy is about to experience temporary homelessness ✌️

[inkhorhusk]

Go to paypal.me/BenjaminYounes and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

If anyone is down to help a stressed tranny stay off the streets, or at least get consistent suspense while on them, my paypal is there ☝️ anything at all would be appreciated.

[inkhorhusk]

An Update

I am now currently homeless. Fortunately, a friend is letting me crash at theirs for a few days, while I recover from the weekend of rough sleeping and try once again to find AID. UK organisations are shit from a butt, with three already declining me, but I've still got a few options left and a shelter I can visit when I'm back on the street. My friend is also looking for a place for me, too, with personal connections and they'll tell me if and when that search bears fruit. I'm also applying for Universal credit, so we'll see where that leads.

Thanks to anyone who's sent something to help me, it's greatly appreciated.

[inkhorhusk]

ough

[alex-ann4]

I've had this drawing for two years on my other accounts, I had forgotten to upload it here.

[dandylionmeadow]

Straight and Narrow’s most haunted locations

[pedal-mail]

Is it time? Is it time for me to write the Sam and Max post tdph fic where the two timelines start to collapse and the different versions of Sam and Max have to reunite and live with their original partner again and realize that they've changed too much and they can never go back? Is it finally time???

[pedal-mail]

I wanna talk about it and it's my blog. It follows the incredibly wonderful and smart ideas of A) the cartoon coming after the telltale series and B) the Max we know and love who died finds the alternate Sam we don't know but do love who also died. The timelines (or perhaps something beyond them, I haven't ironed out all the details yet) try to fix themselves so when alternate Max shows up our Max gets sent to the alternate timeline. He and that Sam find each other in hell after a lil while (a couple months probably), and escape it together. They return to Straight and Narrow and get right back into freelance police work, even more dangerous than before since they still have powers and are somewhat eldritch. They're more in line with the more adult/mature Sam and Max that Steve Purcell has talked about being interested in making before. Meanwhile our Sam and alternate Max are living out the cartoons, having moved away from their old neighborhood and cutting contact with everyone to focus on their newly adopted daughter (the Geek) and slightly more domestic (albeit still chaotic) lives.

However the Max swap was only a temporary fix, and the timelines start collapsing/converging. The Maxs (Maxes?) need to go back to their original timelines or both timelines are completely doomed. The problem is, one Max is now used to an even more insane and dangerous life that still has contact with old friends and, most importantly, no parental responsibilities. The other Max is now used to as close to calm as Sam and Max could ever get with less deadly (if still dangerous) missions and, most importantly, a whole family he comes home to every night that's simply gone now. Worst of all... only one of the couples has ever actually talked about what happened. So one Max who was in denial now has to deal with a partner who talks about the painful parts freely and the other who could talk about it all he wanted now has to deal with a partner who is willfully in complete and utter denial.

And I won't tell you which is which >:)

[sleepii-robo]

did you know that bunnies purr? thats my fun fact for today

[herzspalter]

So I started playing Hit The Road very recently and look, I'm 99% sure this is merely a hint for later in the game, but whenever you use the twine on Max, Sam says this, and I love it because this can be either sexy or murderous or both

[pedal-mail]

Why he kinda... 🫦