#skinfic

[myrealusernameishappyornot]

i’m making my friend read a bunch of phan smut

[lavenderlesterr]

Pet Stores and Cherries

Dan and Phil leave their house hand in hand while they talk to their child Dill Howlter about whether he would like a kitten or a hamster. He couldn’t decide. Not yet. It was gorgeous day and the beautiful Washington D.C cherry blossom trees in full bloom. A perfect day to take a trip to the pet store. On the way Phil got hungry and pulled a cherry out of a bag in his pocket and popped it in his mouth. He then realized that he forgot to put on sunscreen and could already feel his skin burning. The family walked past a velvety red chair that someone left out in the front yard, discarded. They finally arrived and entered the pet store. After looking at wide eyed kittens, fluffy hamsters and Dil spots an adorable black hamster.

Enough said.

[wooht]

The skin fic was a mistake.

[royally-kawaii]

Skin Fic

Tbh I was expecting somthing much worse. I thought Phil would be murdered and Dan would skin him and eat the skins but nope. It was pretty mellow compared to what I imagined.

[gophanyourself]

My sunburn is starting to peel and all I can think of is the skinfic

WHYYY

RID ME OF THESE THOUGHTS

[awkwardlyrandomheather]

So today I decided I wanted to read the skin fic, I have no idea why I did but now I just keep reading different ones and this is not going to end well.. I think I've just ruined anything good I had left in me..

[dailybooth]

Phil “still scarred from the skin fic in 2015” Lester

[missflurry]

I read the skin fic PLEASE ERASE MY BRAIN