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"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

#me

boltlightning

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

trekkiesagainstchastity

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

boltlightning

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

blignick

bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

depsidase

podcastwizard

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

skatinginfinitelywithyourmom

how to get up in the morning tutorial

skatinginfinitelywithyourmom

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

skatinginfinitelywithyourmom

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

kosmogrl

animentality

aqueerkettleofish

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

biglawbear

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

oleskyfm

brokenbythesirensound

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"