I actually knew Skip, before the unfortunate accident, of course. He was an odd sort of character because you could never quite put your finger on when or where he was going.
He had the most upsetting habit of blinking out of existence, only to reappear some time (and place) later, feigning apology for being so rude as to have left without any explanation.
Frankly, I think his disappearances were contrived entirely to coincide with my erudite expositions on subjects I consider to be most topical.
Almost as though he were not interested. I've always thought my verbal eloquence was quite captivating and most deserving of attention.
I could not begin to conceive that I might be so boring as to compel him to avoid having to listen to me!
Serves him right that his atoms were completely disintegrated upon returning from one such 'skip', when his body, upon reappearance, coincided with a lawnmower.
Needless to say, not withstanding the mess, it was a most unfortunate occurrence! Only proving that if he had stuck around and listened to what I had to say, he would still be alive today.
I did find one of his eyeballs though. It was just lying there looking at me like the whole affair was all my fault! I keep it in a jar on my desk and lecture to it frequently, for hours.
Every now and then I swear I can see a tear form on it, but that couldn’t be possible, could it?