#skirtchaser

[waynelvslcy]

"He was running a multi-million dollar company. By the end of the day Desi would be pooped. So he'd have a martini and that would lead to ten more and that would lead to girls. In chasing women, Desi started with the pretty ones and after several martinis ended up with the ugliest witches you ever saw." —Frank Bogert, former mayor of Palm Springs. #desiarnaz #lucilleball #cheatinghusband #beergoggles #skirtchaser #martinis #palmsprings #palmspringslife #ilovelucy #latinmen #prettygirls #witches https://www.instagram.com/p/CGAkgF7nxJh/?igshid=ncjwuxja7hgn

[blasesaint]

for every street they closed down; and every dog caught in the rain I feel safe; i'm okay; working like slaves while the boss is on holiday i'm as chipper as an old paint job sorry i'm not fucking perfect or for whatever I did to deserve this and i'm sorry for lying just then i'm beginning to think my life is just a salvia trip full of confusion, swirling colors and unneeded hardship so long world and thanks for all the memories i'm working on getting my bachelors in applied neuro chermistry but it still doesn't change the fact that i'm on drugs again on the couch praying i'll be sober when I leave for work two hours from now benzene alcohol set fire to the drywall burn it down burn it down get out before the cops are called running like a maniac laughing like a psychopath heading to the fridge so I can down another six pack in a somewhat drunken state we might need to evacuate the flames are spreading to my stores of potassium chlorate anarchists and weathermen grab the drugs and booze then catch the greyhound bus before we make it on the news again we ain't no pussy weekend warriors cause we're the heroes of drugs and disorder so hide all your fourties and your quarters cause we're the heroes of drugs and disorder

[blasesaint]

A History of Mental Illness, Plant Your Seeds, The Actual Height of Penelope Lane is a Mystery, by Skirtchaser

from the album Pity Fuck

stepped on the cat today as I got out of bed so I kicked the dog for good measure the weather's partly cloudy with a chance of scattered showers; i'll collect the rain water and some morning glory flowers i'll add heat; and i'll make tea; i'll make a garden for my drugs and plant my seeds i'm so fucking happy and the sunshine is nice so let's head out to a dive bar and drink away our lives sometimes I feel I've beat this horse to death and sometimes I think of animals and beating them to death I could use another beer, I've been drinking lots of beer, so give me another beer cause i'm not drunk I might get angry, maybe violent, and I might get suicidal but I want to get trashed, I haven't been trashed in awhile think i'll space and maybe freak; i'll find my local police station and plant my seeds i'm so fucking happy that you bought a keg; i'll put my mouth on the tap and you can hold my legs sometimes I feel I've taken things too far but what's the point in turning back if nothing can be fixed?

[blasesaint]

[tcabeen]

Honey for coffee in my favorite race pint. #SkirtChaser