I don’t think i can express how much i love skittles dips, and i dont just mean how they taste. I mean, they’re surprisingly good, though you kinda lose the skittle flavor in the yogurt, but the true experience of dips is the ads. If you’ve never seen a skittles dips ad, you’re missing a crucial part of psychological horror. From dystopian futures where food gains sentience and are forced into labor to feed humans, or just a simple ad combining disturbing imagery, sound effects, music, and voice overs into a 10 second horror trip. And yet i sometimes wonder if they even exist, as few stores still sell them, giving them an almost holy aura when you finally track down a pack. Was i merely dreaming the time i had them, or was it an alternate timeline? Or maybe the dream was itself an ad for skittles dips-maybe we are all just an ad for Skittles dips- skittles, in a creamy, yogurty coating