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[your-fount-of-knowledge]

Saint, please do not go into noodle cocoon and get attacked by a bunch of cookies, then I will have to give you a peach bao and then murder the cookies!! I don't want to murder anyone else :(

Saint: Noodle cocoon...??

[hotniatheron]

OOOOOOH HERE WE GOOOO

[landoavocado]

lmao i can't

[minghaoss-archive]

67 with Woozi :3 - @adorablewoozi (I can‘t let the chance pass to get smth written by you, a true pro writer *3*)

omg you cant compliment me like this in broad daylight. A girl will faint. (I'm girl.) 🥺🥺🥺

67. "I'm right where I belong."

Jihoon's heartbeat is a slow thing under your ear. His fingers draw circles on your back and he hums and hums and hums a song you've forgotten the name of. It's quiet like this. Comfortable. Only a few knocks of raindrops against the windowpane. Television buzzing, actresses sobbing.

You don't like La La Land. You don't like sad films. In fact, you don't like any sad anything at all. When you were younger you'd stop reading books with terrible endings. You'd stop playing games before you lost them and you'd turn off your dvd player before Cinderella left the ball. You think sadness is summoned only when it's preached.

Similarly, now you, with a deep set frown, hold tightly onto your boyfriend and gaze inquisitively up at his face, half blue from the light emitting off of the television and half smudged of darkness.

What if you lose him someday? You think how real heartbreak is, how real love is, how real he is. Maybe in some world, you'd belong. Maybe someday you'll break apart like two actors who were staged to play a minor role in each others' lives. "What's wrong?" He says, suddenly meeting your anxious eyes.

"It's just.." You nibble on your chapped lips. Perhaps you'd been looking at him long enough for it to be taken notice of. The thought of looking and yearning and wanting him forever does not surprise you.

"You ever ask yourself if you belong with someone better?"

For a moment it's quieter than before. The kind of quiet which deafens you. You can hear his thoughts almost, knocking against his skull; the raging ones.

It scares you.

"No." Jihoon says finally, sounding slightly offended.

Jihoon brings your fingers from his, unlaced; and kisses your knuckles, lingering. "I'm right where I belong."

[house-of-wack]

Coach: And that's our plan, anyone have anything to add?

Nick: Mantis shrimp can punch with the force of a .22 caliber bullet.

Coach: I'm gonna punch /you/ with the force of a .22 caliber if you ain't shut the fuck-

Nick: Not physically possible for humans but I guess you could try.

[kellykadesperate]

aaron joking about beating someone up so they can be together in prison ... do it

[doppiu]

Im crying

This is the only quote in gappys wiki page

[hotniatheron]

someone please also ask jensen why he looked like a terracotta pot in season 8