#skullshipbombsquad

[stuckinuniformdevelopment]

@skullshipbombsquad

Would you like some explosion resistant office decor?

[detective-fez]

@skullshipbombsquad

Listen man, we've all been there. Anybody who says they haven't eaten out of the trash is lying. I know I have. And I can continue to do so in peace. I had my exam at the medbay, and I'm a-okay. The medical benefits here are great, you just schedule an appointment, and boom! Very glad for the union. If you're gonna do it, at least be smart about it, no?

thank you jared, SEE EVERYONE? THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A NICE ASK, I SEE A DOCTOR REGULARLY

[stuckinuniformdevelopment]

@skullshipbombsquad

Would you like to watch me perform destructive testing on the cursed VCR tapes?

[detective-fez]

Good evening, Detective! Looking FRY today! lol

@skullshipbombsquad

Thanks.

[stuckinuniformdevelopment]

happy bday legend!!!

@skullshipbombsquad

Thank you. I hope you had fun at my birthday party.

[skullshipbombsquad]

Days since explosion: 0

[detective-fez]

@skullshipbombsquad

Honestly, you're so right. It is fun being the valuable employee. Hard to fire someone when you can't get the job done without them! Or they're the only person...that does the job...in my case. I miss all my friends, they quit!!! (ಥ)

sorry about that (_)