Jared

Hey! Name's Jared, I work for the bomb squad on the skullship; you'd be surprised how often that comes up. (This is a roleplay blog, may not post too often, main blog over at @sundial-on-the-airwaves). Picrew by @joeyprotozoa!

[joeyprotozoa]

hiiiii so guess what I’ve been working on a WATCHDOG PICREW! It’s my first picrew so it’s a little buggy and limited but I’ll probably continue to work on it :-] i hope you all enjoy and explore! 🫶

Watchdog Maker

Make your own Watchdog! -Personal/non-commercial use only -If you use/post your creation anywhere, credit would be greatly appreciated -T

[sundial-on-the-airwaves]

late to the party, but that's okay! his name's Jared, he works for the skull ship bomb squad (which is busier than one would expect at first glance). cool picrew!

[antigoneprogone]

I close my eyes. I enter my Mathemagical Mind Palace. I see the object before me. I'm working out the differential equations. The derivative of the function with respect to time is equal to a constant times the second derivative of the function with respect to distance from the origin. A billion vectors rendered in with ray-tracing. I see the phase portrait. I see the three-dimensional manifold in a four-dimensional space. The shadows on the wall and the ancient beings who make the shadows. I peer into the amethyst eyes of the unyielding serpent. I have done my calculation.

Out of the suggested cooking time of "18 to 20 minutes", I will be cooking this pizza for: 19 minutes.

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[abbaswift]

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

[ace-misplaced]

i very much will be a number nerd on main and the 27th of September will be extra special...

[yourfavvgal]

okay eva just wanted to say THIS IS SO COOL???

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[ominous-signs]

I am being continuously plagued by those perplexing juggling men

[mortisnothere]

Need to settle a debate between me and an anonymous person.

Should you be prioritising comfort or style when getting dressed? Not for anything fancy just like, out in the street or something. I’m weighing in on comfort, but my anonymous friend thinks that strangers actually care what you’re wearing at any given moment.

[stuckinuniformdevelopment]

I once brought a bunsen burner to a date.

Unfortunately, it didn’t go over well.

[janitorlarry7]

If any of you were bugs, what bug would you be?

[skullshipbombsquad]

Prolly a dragonfly

[segamascott]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @kirahti

oh a classic, truly

text: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[detective-fez]

is this how you all see me

[freddythewatchdog]

[skullshipbombsquad]

affirmative legend! 👁️👍

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

man I love pressing buttons

Real

Beep boop

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

hi bert wanna hear a joke

two blood cells met and fell in love.....

alas.... it was all in vein

thanks, I'll be here all night

HAHAHAHAHA. All in VEIN. Thank you for sharing.

Here is one for you, courtesy of this funny image I found.

[never-obsolete]

Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

@freddythewatchdog

You’re able to speak to ants, aren't you?

In a way, yes. And boy are they funny.

[freddythewatchdog]

What do you mean by “in a way?” What do they say?

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

I "speak" to them by way of a revolutionary pheromone translation system I invented, and body language.

They like to tell me, "We guess they do not call you LieutenANT for nothing." Smiles.

[watchdogfanclub]

Cool!

Does that mean that you taught them English and each specific combination of gestures and/or pheromones directly equal a syllable? But then how would they understand that nant rhymes with ant when they’re both separate sounds? Did you use similar encoding for words that sound similar so puns translate?

Or did you make an antphabet for them? How would that work when they use two types of talking? Speaking of: Do they use them independently or separately? Like do they have a dance and a smell language or just one?

[never-obsolete]

Wired - October 2000