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Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
Want to hear one about cracking an egg?
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Unfortunate, knee high boots would suit you
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Mine too
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Kick him in the dick
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
Shoulda just shaved
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
Indeed indeed
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Key a car