#skylanth

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Mine looks like this? It should be drawing enough air, and the flue is open, but it typically dies within ten minutes.

[crowtoed]

skylanth said: Uh oh, she has learned your secret power. You can be like “first bag is free but after this Imma charge you money.” Oh nononono, I’m charging her for this. She’s well-monied. I know I shouldn’t complain, but I’m really not an alterationist, so the work takes longer than it would for someone actually trained to do it.

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Prompt! I'd like to see how /you/ would write spanky foreplay with Newt and Hermann. ^,^

Those hands… He can’t stop watching them, the way Newton is constantly in motion. The man talks with his hands, shapes and patterns giving form to the constant, riotous movement of his brain. It’s gorgeous, elegant, even when covered in disgusting alien effluvia.

Hermann considers what those hands would be like on him; on his skin. What would it take? Would Newton bend him over the bed? Over- oh God- his knee? Would it be a fit of temperament, or a slow, deliberate chastisement, until his arse is red and deliciously hot under Newton’s palms?

“Hey, you okay, dude? If I didn’t know better, I’d swear you were blushing, your face is all- I didn’t even know your face could get that color.”

Hermann squirms, caught, heat flaring even higher in his cheeks.

“Oh,” Newton says. “Ohh.”

[sergeant-angua]

skylanth replied to your photo “I wanna see your #peacock”

Awh, did you go to the zoo? Peacocks are pretty, but they don't seem very smart. I had one follow me around presenting his feathers. I was like "uh no dude. Wrong wrong wrong". But they are lovely.

i did!! it’s so funny how zoos just always have at least one peacock roaming around

we actually watched one hop into the prairie dogs’ enclosure at feeding time and start eating their lunch like, how rude

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Wish it could be a drunk confession but alas I'm at work. And I may have told this story but I confess! I had a little kid crush on my 2nd grade teacher. She would hug and cuddle any kid who wasn't feeling well so I complained of headaches and tummy aches often so that she'd hug me. :P

AWWWWWW, this is the cutest <3

Confession: sometimes I fantasize about getting all my friends together in a giant cuddle pile and loving on all of them. 

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Jamie Jamie this is very important do you have LAWN CRAYFISH? Like lobsters that live in your yard? What is this about??

WHAT. ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE LAWN IS FULL OF SPIDERS AT NIGHT.

::googles::

OH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WHAT IS GOING ON HERE DO WE HAVE THESE IN FLORIDA WHAT THE HELL CRAWDADS BELONG IN THE RIVER

[snewts]

skylanth said: Eee! you’re quite tall! :D

yeah, I’m the tallest in my family (which infuriates my older sister)

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"I am not going to eat that." Hermann cringed when Newt offered him the package.

"They're chocolate-covered gummy kaiju, dude! Do you know how hard it was to find these?" Newt popped one in his mouth, smacking his lips. "And besides the fact that they're freaking delicious, you can totes pretend that you're a badass jaeger, crushing the hell out of a Cat III or something."

Hermann held out his hand silently.