my witness brings me into existence

R o 31 o bi o they/them - icon by @MallowSocks on twitter

[sergeant-angua]

there’s a big ass fly in my room and it keeps divebombing my fuckin head while i’m trying! to sleep!

[sergeant-angua]

the ladybugs that get in here are so much more polite, just crawling on the ceiling minding their own business.

[sergeant-angua]

there’s a big ass fly in my room and it keeps divebombing my fuckin head while i’m trying! to sleep!

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[jesncin]

Superman and Martian Manhunter discuss alien fashion

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s always so shocked to be caught in his crimes

[sergeant-angua]

love 2 get real fuckin sad for no reason.

[pnglove]

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[sergeant-angua]

love 2 get real fuckin sad for no reason.

[bumpscosity]

[homophobicsmeagol]

LETS ENGULF MAMA RAAA

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Thankfully, this robin has saved the day and won the game. Both teams have come together and will never fight again

[sergeant-angua]

phone burning up just scrolling tumblr get your shit together

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[hellenhighwater]

Water goblin

[hellenhighwater]

Wet Beast Wednesday

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

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