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My philosophy when it comes to modding Skyrim:
If it breaks, I am free of the curse(skyrim)
If it works, the cycle begins anew.
Yes I am totally focusing on my assignments
Dragonborn: *near fatally wounded, dragging themselves up the steps to the shrine of dagon before placing the mace of molag bal on the alter and crawling to the door beneath the statue of the Daedra and collapsing in the snow*
Mehrunes Dagon: Who are you to place the artefact of my most foul enemy at my shrine as offering?…
Dragonborn: *eyes glazing over as they stare up at the snow falling on their face* one who holds aloft the hopes of tambriel on their shoulders… I mean no insult or disrespect… I destroyed his shrine and I offer you his mace as a trophy in exchange for my wish…
Mehrunes Dagon: And what wish would that be?…
Dragonborn: for a safe place I may rest for the night…
Mehrunes Dagon: Bah! Is that all?! Why should I even accept this trade?
Dragonborn: …who better for me to lay beside… than within the arms of hope…
Mehrunes Dagon: …
Dragonborn: *sighs closing their eyes ready to greet death only to open them upon feeling a warm bed beneath them, and four strong hands tending to their wounds* …thank you…
*A few months later*
Rosalind: *laughing as an oblivion gate opens* PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END KAIDAN YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARD! LORD DAGON WILL FEAST ON THE DRAGONBORNS SOUL AS YOU WATCH FOR ALL ET- *freezes as a giant hand reaches through grabbing her* m-my lor-
Mehrunes Dagon: *squeezes popping her like a zit before waving*
Dragonborn: Hi! Thank you!
Kaidan: Wh-what the fuck? You two?
Dragonborn: we had a fling at some point.
Kaidan: YOU SLEPT WITH MEHRUNES DAGON?!
Dragonborn: yes, his horns doubled as handlebars.
Kaidan: WHOT?!
i wish just riding through the wilderness, hunting for treasures and occasionally killing someone was a more socially acceptable lifestyle
When you discover the worst city in Skyrim by MagicHead0108 on YouTube