#skyscream3112

[autisticlalna]

So, if your current Blorbos, whom would you trust most with a gun and whom would you trust the least?

In a similar vein, whom could you leave alone for an hour and who could you never because if you do *something* is going to go down and you’ll be spending days afterwards dealing with it?

im going to be perfectly honest i dont think i trust anyone in Aquarium Gravel with a gun. not even Navigator. like, Nav is close to being trustworthy, but if Nav has a gun then Sapphire is probably going to take it from him and Sapphire with a gun is a nightmare in the making. Fiv with a gun is Nightmare 2: Somehow It Got Worse

wait, no, i changed my mind, i trust Vintage with a gun. i probably shouldn't but oh goddamnit nevermind i just walked straight into an "angel with a shotgun" joke

as for the second question, uh. well. okay lemme just rank aquagrav individually:

Viking: cannot leave alone. he is constantly Up To Something Navigator: can probably leave alone, but would still experience some sort of consequences bc just him being around is a sign of "something is about to go sideways" Ruby: you leave ruby idle and they start digging 18 chunks down to bedrock for fun. Sapphire: Do not leave alone. Jay, Vintage, Box: will cause some sort of harmless shenanigans that hopefully won't escalate into catastrophe Fiv: will find a way to obtain a gun

[thisplacewillgrow]

Oh gosh you’ve broken containment, the vanilla extract is overflowing the barriers betwixt. Reality trembles beneath its weight, and no amount of hope may save you now. Best of luck my friend, for whilst I’ve done what I may, the scent of vanilla cloys further still

SKY HELP APPARENTLY THERE’S ANOTHER MEME POLL ABOUT A BOYFRIEND BEING DROWNED IN VANILLA EXTRACT AND PEOPLE ARE ASKING IF THAT'S ME. DID I DO THIS? I FEEL LIKE MORALE SET UP A TEE BALL IN FRONT OF ME AND I HIT THE BALL RIGHT INTO THE SUN

[redorich]

The thing that the Hermits will eventually pick up on is that the SMP started as a Shulker of Gunpowder, it was stable to an extent but with the wrong action it was going to go off massively. But then they added another member and another stack of explosives was dropped atop, each new memeber that “Dream” and Dream added happening to be able to spark off another member in just the right way for havoc. It wasn’t a good place for anyone to be thanks to the instant clashing, especially with all the inbuilt “rules” and limitations, especially with their admin being in the situation they were in. Everyone there needed help, needed healing, but they were thrown into this catastrophe in the making and it kept just getting worse, no one expected things to go as they did but well... the Dreamon did.

Dream’s corruption of the server’s dynamics is slow, creeping, insidious. By the time anyone realizes this, it’s too late. The further the dreamon sinks its hooks into Dream, the more volatile his decisions become. He selects people specifically for their vulnerability, their violent insecurity, then tells them to behave in a way that’s less of an admonishment and more of a challenge.

[stickmolus]

HENRY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HENRY: . . .

HENRY: ( Didn't think that'd work. )

[limelocked]

... What if Grian *can* fly without elytra but if he hasn’t at least touched one in a server it proceeded to yeet him as a failsafe. Once he’s snagged one he’s fine, his wings work as intended. If it’s one of his own worlds/servers it won’t happen, but the moment he’s tried to fly on a server he’s not at least a mod on and he’s not touched an elytra he gets thrown into the timeout corner or his wings just lock up.

sky that introduces so many problems and also my favourite thing ever

phil and grian arent allowed to touch the elytra in rocket spleef because they might cheat

[causingthechaos-au]

Yeet the rock and RUN!

[ asks for Stickmolus AU are now CLOSED! the final post of Hijack: JPE will be up in a bit! ]

[betweenlands]

Fighting vs Evil Palanauts? Can Capitalist Jorb throw a punch? Is Mathonweys deckable? The world needs answers :P

first of all, the actual palanauts as a whole are the standard -100/10 because we don’t fight our friends. the evil palanauts though:

capitalist jorb:

yes. god yes we’d fight capitalist jorb. in fact we’ve been waiting for this opportunity, biding our time until someone gives us an excuse to launch the missiles. we’re going to throw down with capitalist jorb, the bastard’s days are numbered. 15/10.

tumblr sexyman michael, who you didn’t ask about but is part of the trio:

yeah we guess. mostly because he’s standing between us and the tumblr sexyman spotlight and having an alex as a tumblr sexyman would be pretty cool. we assume he’s a master of tactics like regular michael so we’d probably have to catch him off-guard with the same “you’re alright looking” tactic, but he’s shankable. 8/10.

mathonweys:

...no. mathonweys cannot be reasoned with, but we wouldn’t fight them because personally, we think we could still forge an alliance. and what an alliance. -5/10, fighting your allies is not recommended.

[redorich]

Imagination can be the cruelest thing really, the thoughts our minds conjecture are tied directly to us in ways we can’t always explain.

“Dream” needed information, needed to find where Tommy was. If there’s one thing that a Dreamon can do it’s turn people’s minds against them. Just a little application of power in just the wrong ways for a little bit of amplification of everything and the careful and drawn out breaking of his leg and you’ve got pain echoing all around his body in ways that honestly shouldn’t be, brought on by his own mind as he thinks of what else is/isn’t being done, you’ve got terrors of what more may come as “Dream” tells him that he can bring forth more and his mind fills in the rest, moments of calm where his head is messed with and twisted around as best as can be managed in this little moment if only for prying out further torments. All the more comes.

If it had all been “real” Tubbo would have been broken and dead many times over, if it had been something physical then there would have been an entirely different war that Dream would have to fight in that moment. Tubbo mercifully walks out with a limp and a fogged head as a sign of “mercy”, the true terrors of what happened only coming forth in his nightmares. For Tubbo perhapse this is all the worse than believing he’d simply given up the information after only a broken leg.

SAM..................... THIS IS SO CREATIVE AND CLEVER EXCELLENT WORK