So, if your current Blorbos, whom would you trust most with a gun and whom would you trust the least?
In a similar vein, whom could you leave alone for an hour and who could you never because if you do *something* is going to go down and you’ll be spending days afterwards dealing with it?
im going to be perfectly honest i dont think i trust anyone in Aquarium Gravel with a gun. not even Navigator. like, Nav is close to being trustworthy, but if Nav has a gun then Sapphire is probably going to take it from him and Sapphire with a gun is a nightmare in the making. Fiv with a gun is Nightmare 2: Somehow It Got Worse
wait, no, i changed my mind, i trust Vintage with a gun. i probably shouldn't but oh goddamnit nevermind i just walked straight into an "angel with a shotgun" joke
as for the second question, uh. well. okay lemme just rank aquagrav individually:
Viking: cannot leave alone. he is constantly Up To Something Navigator: can probably leave alone, but would still experience some sort of consequences bc just him being around is a sign of "something is about to go sideways" Ruby: you leave ruby idle and they start digging 18 chunks down to bedrock for fun. Sapphire: Do not leave alone. Jay, Vintage, Box: will cause some sort of harmless shenanigans that hopefully won't escalate into catastrophe Fiv: will find a way to obtain a gun














