#slaps knee

[jospookie]

jon sims’ quick healing powers call that eye-buprofen

[loneswaggingranger]

Note: Season 2 Hazbin Hotel spoilers in this rant

no hate and idk if this is just because of the side of the internet that I'm on but there seems to be a slight tendency to either be super pro-vox-is-the-wronged-one or pro-alastor-is-a-sad-sad-traumatised-boy but uhhhh i think that their characters offer more nuance than that?

Like yes, vox was once a guy with a crush who got turned down more harshly than he deserved but he is also a TV-cult-leader-demon on a power trip who currently runs a sexually exploitative industry with zero guilt.

And yes, alastor has been trapped his entire existence by the bonds either of his circumstance (being multiracial in the 1930s) or by his own making (his soul deal with Rosie) in order to climb social ranks and hierarchy, but he is also a cannibalistic serial killer who once tortured souls on air and has no problem using others as a means to an end to achieve his goals.

like would vox have continued being who he is now if alastor hadn't rejected him? we can't say for sure but i would like to wager yes because, um, i think he's in hell for a reason?? I think that the desire to conquer and be the king of all things is so ingrained into BOTH of their psyches for such different reasons that they probably wouldn't have worked out even if they did become partners.

Like, alastor's (i theorise) need to conquer and expand his power comes from a place of insurance and self-preservation, because being at the top of the food chain means that he's not at the bottom, and the bottom of the food chain is where weaklings live and alastor is NOT a weakling; whereas vox's need to conquer seems to come from a place of ego and wanting to expand his empire, and be bigger and rule over all things because he CAN and he WANTS to.

It would have been really fun to watch them do a little team-up but imo they probably would have broken up even if they did partner up uk?(Also i have a theory that alastor might not have been allowed to team up with another demon under rosie's orders?? but idk idk)

alastor and vox are complex characters and their dynamic intrigue me and it's important to have empathy for even the darkest of characters bc humanity exists in everyone but it's also important to remember the depths of their depravity so that we can enjoy all the multitudes of their character ykyk

tldr: i wish ppl would engage with all three dimensions of their characters when talking about them but what do i know im just a gal yapping on the internet thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[rosieepetalz]

For requests, Dunoah, please?

DDDDDUNOAWUUHHHHH

Im finally getting back to requests somebody clap

[noa-on-the-boa]

oh how we love you gwatpat….

[cinderellasarchive]

Kinger!Reader x Riddle

Is this anything or have I just been consumed by the TADC brain rot??

K!Reader who doesn’t like any type of rodents but Riddle shows them how sweet the hedgehogs are and now they love all the rodents.

K!Reader who drools and froths when someone overblots now because it reminds them of how beautiful Riddle looked when he overblotted. I

Riddle and K!Reader balancing eachother out but still meeting each others freak perfectly

[allastoredeer]

New person here, but I'm just here to spread my new HC. Alastor is a pretty crier (Cryer or however you spell it but he cries prettily). Like somehow Husk fed him a drink which makes him sensitive – accidentally, mind you – and suddenly Alastor is crying over a sob story a sinner told them while asking to join the hotel. Now, he notices he's crying easily so he covers his face which people don't expect but when Charlie lowers his arms they see that he is an attractive crier. Like, so pretty that it is hard to put into words and so pretty that people would either want to make him cry for the rest of his life or would never want to commit a bad deed again. He looks really innocent like he hasn't committed a bad deed and when he cries he looks saintly – even more so than angels themselves. And they are all dumbfounded. Like what the hell? Why is someone who's committed massacres, eating all his victims alive, crying like this? Like when crying he looks so innocent angels would just take him to heaven the instant they see him cry. And then the hotel is split between two; people who want to make him cry and people who don't. The ones who don't either didn't see him cry, or are part of the ones who want to become good after seeing him cry. And then there's Charlie who is planning to use his crying face as a last resort to stop the extermination.

Haha. My favouritism is showing. I love Alastor and believe he is a pretty crier with all my heart. Please don't hate me for thinking Al cries prettily...

I love it when Alastor breaks peoples expectations 😌 Who'd ever expect one of the bloodiest, craziest Overlords in Pentagram City would have the prettiest crying face. I think seeing Alastor cry at all would've shocked them enough, but being pretty while he does it????? The fuck???

Also, when you mentioned people wanting to make him cry because he looks so pretty, my mind went to some very dirty places ◉_◉

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

Are you a horse

nay

[vosvis]

skeletons