Ask Me If I'm A Horse

Smalls || Madness Combat PFP by mersei47

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

25

author, artist, problem child

making the madcom community cry since 2021

askbox is always open

feel free to infodump in there because I love hearing about other peoples' ideas

ask me if I'm a horse

Writing Requests: OPEN

other socials:

18+ alt: @whiterabbit-os

bluesky: @killin-me-smalls

ao3: @YaKillinMeSmalls

[pixiemage]

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!

“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.

In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”

So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!

~ Pixie

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

finally got around to making a shirtless "shirt" for puppy with all the tats n stuff. also his ugly fucking room that he loves

and then there was this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

[wonderingwhereileftreality]

Babe it's decomposing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

🐴

aye

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

lil wip

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

have I mentioned that guy has paws. to me

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

lil wip

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

I'm the funniest thing alive by the way did you know that

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

Are you still a horse

nay

[faggotfungus]

[tieflingteef]

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[sillydeimos]

krinkels being really kind about deimos

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

[coolxatu]

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

made bert's hat +]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Protip you can do this with writing too

[void-botanist]

[Image description: a two-panel comic titled “My Art Evolution”. In the first panel, labeled “Past”, a beelike person frowns at a drawing of a happy sun and says “Oh no. It isn’t perfect no one can ever see this”. In the right panel, labeled “Present”, the person holds up the same drawing, and with a sly jokester expression (which includes a nose), says “He he. Who wants to see my new eye crime”. /End description.]