#slasherbastard asks

[slasherbastard]

thinkin about how james jude courtney said he gets a hard on when he kills people as michael myers

no because same like when i heard about that i nearly screamed

[slasherbastard]

no one:

rz! michael myers:

I hope you know I physically dropped my phone and had to look away. I am possibly on the verge of crying but thank you for this

[slasherbastard]

I found a bo titty mousepad on Etsy

Bo Sinclair 3D Oppai Booty Mousepad | Etsy Australia

Ya like slasher tiddies? 🔪 Mousepad specifics 🔪 ∘ Roughly 263x213x22mm in size ∘ 230grams in weight ∘ Silicone filling ∘ Non-slip base

this one? 100 notes and i'll buy it

[slasherbastard]

i’m sorry it made you nearly cry but that fucking monstrosity with raptor claws is def rz myers and i’m losing my fucking mind ✋💀

Almost all my attraction for that man has gone out the window at this point

[slasherbastard]

i’d just like to announce how bloody fucking hilarious it is we all mutually agree the slashers are MUSTY AF 1000% believe if you manage to get them to shower the water ain’t even dirty it is fucking mud ✋💀

YEAH

If you asked RZ!Myers to wash just his feet alone it'd probably clog the drain 💀 😭

[slasherbastard]

jjc: publicly stating he gets a murder boner

me:

That man just doesn’t care and I’m living for it

[slasherbastard]

old man myers’ bones: *rice krispies noises*

YOU AGAIN

BUT YEAH THAT MAN IS CRUNCHY HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE

[slasherbastard]

For someone that hates feet you sure seem to be obsessed with rz!Myers’ feet 🤨 🤨

Bruh I’m getting CALLED OUT