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Jennifer and Y/N arguing over which Slasher gets to be their 'Back up' (Back up husband in case they dont find anyone by 40).

Y/N: Alright!, you know what!? I know how we're gonna settle this. Alright, here- this is what we're gonna do.

Y/N: I am gonna write Freddy on one napkin and I'm gonna write Jason on the other napkin, and we are going to pick one.

Y/N: And that person is gonna be our back up!

Y/N: Okay here we go- *Shuffles the napkins around so no one knows which is which anymore, then holds them behind their back* Uhuh- Okay, pick one.

Jennifer: Uhh, hmm... left!

*Jennifer and Y/N read their napkins*

Y/N: uh- Jason!

Jennifer: ... Freddy.

Y/N: ... hm

Jennifer: Hm.

Y/N: ... we should just switch-

Jennifer: *Handing over her napkin immediately* Yep-

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Y/N explaining what happened when they fainted in the Horror House one time.

Y/N: It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

Y/N: -and then I woke up,

Y/N: And Michael was holding my legs...

Y/N: And Jason was massaging my shoulders...

Y/N: *Sighs wistfully*

Y/N: I'm telling you... I could do that again.

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When Jason and Freddy fight in the Horror House and Tiffany convinces you to help calm them down.

Y/N: ... Fine... *Sigh* So, which one do you want me to take?

Tiffany: How about you take Jason and I'll take Freddy.

Y/N: Arrgh no

Tiffany: Okay, then I'll take Jason and you take Freddy.

Y/N: Aghh no...

Tiffany: Y/N!

Y/N: Cant I take Bubba?... He doesn't talk much, and as far as I can tell- thoroughly enjoys the way I dress.

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Y/N: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you lost throughout your life!

Jason: ... *Writes something down quickly and holds it up: Self esteem- haven't seen you in years!*

Michael, playing along: *Holds up a whiteboard that says: Oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.*

Chucky: Hey, I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Freddy: My moral code, is that you??

Y/N: ... I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug??

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Human!Freddy: Oy!! I would shave my head for you!!

Human!Chucky: ... 🤨 *Rising head to assess Freddy's receding hairline*

Human!Chucky: Eh... 😐

Human!Chucky: Gee thanks, bud.

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Pam, talking to Jason via hell-to-earth Facetime: Hundreds of fangirls are interested in you??...

Jason: *nodding his head solemnly*

Pam: ... I may have prayed a little too hard.

// Alternatively //

Luda Mae: More then one person is interested in you??...

Thomas, with Stu and Carrie behind him: *Nods, like yeah apparently*

Luda Mae: ... I may have prayed a little too hard.

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Jason and Michael communicating.

Jason, as soon as Michael enters the kitchen for breakfast: *Signing: Did you get my note???*

Michael, glaring through his mask: *Of course I got it. You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping*

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Carrie: ... You?? Kidnapped?? The Slasher Movie Remake Producers???

Carrie: -That's illegal!

Stu: But babe what's more illegal?... Briefly inconveniencing The Slasher Movie Remake Producers- or destroying the Slashers?

Carrie: Kidnapping The Slasher Movie Remake Producers, Stu!!

Billy: Carrie listen, whatever I might think of you right now, for turning Stu into a lovesick idiot, these guys are counting on you to inspire them.

Carrie: What- to kidnap people!???

Billy: To work together.

Carrie: To kidnap people?!!?

Jennifer, wrapping her arm around Carrie: Hon- we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.