You guys I can't, I was not expecting Leather to come out when the Dark One showed up in Cuffing Season. Then casually tossing out this sick line, hella ya.
Scary dog privilege anyone? (◕ᴗ◕✿)
He got K.O.ed real quick but it's the thought that counts right? (> ਊ <)♡
Oh and I played through all his available meetings this season. I so sad, I hope he gets another on the next one
A/N: Can you tell I'm obsessed with this man? In case you couldn't, here is one more x reader post about him. I wrote it all in one time. It's not even going to be the last. I wish I could say "enjoy" but 95% of my audience and probably of this website in general doesn't know about this man and couldn't care less about him. Still, enjoy my mad ramblings, losers.
CW: There will be a SFW and a NSFW part.
For the SFW part: post-canon, mention of PTSD symptoms, maybe also implied cyber-bullying if you squint really hard.
For the NSFW part: mention of choking, mention of death, love marks, dumbification, mention of edging, mention of being put on a leash
Damien x reader general headcanons
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Masterlist
SFW
Goofiest goof to have ever goofed
Damien loves being silly with you
Whether it's cracking dumb jokes, getting extra-cheesy, or even randomly spinning you around while he hums a song
He just loves to see you smile, and he can't help but be in a good mood when you're around
Delivers the worst pick up lines, but in a way that's so smooth you'd be almost admirative
Makes a lot of funny voices/tones all the time. Vocal stims go hardddd
Also lots of funny faces too
The amount of details about you he has memorized is insane, you became one of his biggest interests the moment he got a crush on you and he commit every single thing he learns about you to memory
Because of that, he also CANNOT shut up about you. Everyone on earth knows you're his partner
Shows you off on his lives, if you're at his place while he's doing a FAQ, at some point he's going to fetch you and put you on his laps so you can say hi
The first video he does after going back from Nevermoor he's talking about how he found the most perfect partner ever I swear he's down BAD
It definitely causes problem because his community is insane and not all of them are good people, but he does everything he can to protect and manage this aspect for you
I mentioned it in a previous post but I'm certain he has a 4chan account. I'm convinced that canon implies it and will die on this hill
Also, once again based on canon, I'm pretty sure he's a terrible cook, he can't make a good, healthy meal to save his life, which makes the fact that Freddie is good at it even funnier
Like, you've seen Freddie cook before (paywalled canon). It was awesome. You loved the meal. And the moment you leave this cursed place and Damien tries to cook something for you, it's burnt and terrible. The shift is so jarring it leaves you absolutely confused
His apartment is canonically an absolute disastrous mess, but once you start tagging along and you two regularly go to each other's place, he starts trying to keep it cleaner
However, the murder conspiracy boards stay ON
I think after everything that happened back in Nevermoor, he has a hard time talking about true crime like he used to
It definitely has a huge impact on his work and how he talks about those subjects
But it's also his biggest special interest and a way for him to externalize everything, so he doesn't stop his channel either
He also gets anxious and has panic attacks a lot more easily. Definitely keeps having sleeping issues (insomnia and nightmares mostly)
Expect to be treated as sleep medication. He cannot spend a good night without spooning you. You don't entirely solve his sleeping problems but he feels a lot less lonely with you by his side and it helps, in a way
Yaps at you. All the time. He loves yapping. Cannot shut up for the life of him.
Very dedicated boyfriend. Does everything he can to help you around and make himself useful
So affectionate too, he tells you how much you mean to him all the time. Looks at you like you're his entire world
He won't ever admit it but you just make him melt inside. He spent so much time building his cool, chill persona only for you to make him act like a flustered, awkward nerd
Honestly his vibes are somewhere between the nerd emoji and a himbo/himbim lmao
Zero survival instinct
I headcanon him to be AuDHD
NSFW
Carries a bottle of lube with him literally everywhere. I'm sorry but him behind paywall carrying lube in the most unexpected moment will forever be proof to me
Literally down for anything anytime and anywhere if it's for you. Seeing you turned on is a huge turn on for him
He tends to dom more but can sub too from time to time
Remember how I said he can't ever shut up? Yeah. He WILL keep rambling while he fucks you. He makes less and less sense the longer you're at it
Gets desperate so so easily. You don't even have to do much to keep him going. The closest Damien gets to his own end the more his voice turns pleading
Do I even need to mention that he likes it rough? It's just (paywalled) canon at this point. He fucks into you like a madman, he can't help it. Always asking you to go harder on him when you're in charge
Also loud as fuck. He not only can't stop making noises the whole time, but said noises can be heard from outside the motherfucking apartment. Don't even get me started on how bad it gets when he cums
You tried to edge him once. You had to convince your neighbors that they didn't need to call the police because what they heard wasn't your boyfriend dying a brutal and painful death
Loves leaving marks, whether it's you marking him up or the other way around, he just loves it. Hickeys, bite marks, bruises, nail scratches, chocking marks, lipstick if you wear makeup, you name it.
Also loves to fuck you stupid. He likes it when you do it to him but there's just something incredibly arousing for him in the idea of railing his amazing, clever partner so hard they can't spell their own name
He wouldn't mind being put on a leash either. Idk why I just think he'd like it. Definitely would get embarrassed about it tho.
He is very obviously Goth, prefers to dress that way, listen to goth music but also he aligns with gothic views.
He is anemic and has low iron, so he struggles with a lot of tasks that cause people to get very physical, so he tires out easily, bleeds easily and such but he is medicated.
He talks big game, he isn't, he's an absolute scaredy cat but he is smart decision wise.
Anyway I jst wanted to make an MC Persona - uh remain respectful in regards of my MC cause he is a PERSONA.
I appreciate asks about my MC in Slashfic, as well as her son! If you are curious, don't hesitate to send me an ask. I have an ongoing challenge here, by the way :>
"Young lovers want their legs tied up in knots. Young lovers want their legs tied up in lofts"
- Hayloft, Mother Mother
18+ You know where to find the full 🦋🔞
Ik "lofts" is actually "love" in the song but it still sounds like it and fits so ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
I'm being transported back to 2020 and listening to Mother Mother again. The Oh My Heart album reminds me of Jonas sm. The songs Verbatim, Problems, and Love to Death are also perf. I need to make a list of songs frl
We know he's a practical man, so would he tie all these knots? Probably knot, lol but it was a fun shibari study anyway.
