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" Dear Sister S., something peculiar happened today... I sold all of the flowers, wich is good since the scanning aparatus of my secondary vision servo skull seems to be broken somehow, and since our resident mech has traveled back to Mars, I will have to pay to get it looked at.
It almost couldn't detect the presence of a client, after working perfectly fine the whole day.
Took hours to translate whatever this poor tired faraway traveller was mumbling, and at the end, I could barely ask anything before he vanished.
It's voice and face seem to be outside of normal parameters, maybe that's why 843 couldn't quite get him? Maybe some terribly wounded solider, or even some strangely kind and deformed Astartes, with that height and deep tone, and so many credits, old style ones... Golden coins, the scanner says.
A single One of These Will buy us provisions for weeks, Sister Superiora Agnes said.
Doesn't The Emperor bless us in peculiar ways? Love you and our sisters always, Lilyan. "
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Sit back and enjoy as I try to trick at least 100 smart people into thinking that The Second most Evil Uncanny and disgusting Xenos species in the Grimdarkness of The Far away Future is cute By giving It Elden Ring Varre's mask, a silent autistic personality, He/Him pronoums and vibes and turning It into a CHONK, also using Hail Mary's best Song for Double cute alien manipulation effect.
Did It Work? I 100% didn't let him out on purpose I Would NEVER
















