#slbp ask

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I keep imagining Inspiration insisting on dancing out of your reach or just DRAMATIC LIFE THINGS getting in your way... but would it be terribly rude if I asked about any updates for "Personal Injuries?" Your writing has gotten its hooks into me and I have no motivation to escape its clutches! Which leaves me over here biting my nails, desperately hoping for some kind of resolution to all this anxiety you've skillfully built up!

Dear Nonnie,

You are a writer yourself, aren’t you? Ahahahah, I can feel it from your ask ;) also OMG THIS FANDOM - I COULD NEVER BE IN A WANT FOR MORE INSPIRATION! Like these plot bunnies keep shagging each other and produce more plot bunnies, halp!

Not DRAMATIC LIFE THINGS either, sadly. It’s just a boring life stuff, work and chore stuff… I hope you’re not the same sweet nonnie who asked about this fic several weeks ago…

Personal Injuries chapter 5 is mapped out. MC learns what becoming Ieyasu’s mistress entails,

 which apparently includes going fishing and making lots and lots of sashimi and giving him hickeys (and scratches) when needed… while Ieyasu has plans for her… and a new nickname!

Hang tight my darling, but don’t hold your breath!

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Hello my fellow sengoku princesses, a quick question from me: if I draw Kotaro "OR" Ieyasu as yaoi(smut) couple, who you'll like him to be with? Saizo x Kotaro? Kiyo x Kotaro? Hotaru x Kotaro? Ieyasu x Mitsunari? Ieyasu x Yasumasa? Or other pairings maybe? I'm kinda confused @7@;;

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Well, senpai I read your Japanese post and since you're confident with your pronunciation, can you do a post on how to pronounce everyone's name?

Hahaha, Here goes nothing, Anon. English is not my first language and for my tongue actually Japanese is way easier to pronounce. Lets see if I can convey the English pronunciation with writings aite? by writings I mean basic alphabet and no fancy phonetic symbols.

Oda Nobunaga = oh-dah noh-boo-nah-gah

Akechi Mitsuhide = ah-keh-chee mee-tsoo-hee-deh

Sanada Yukimura = sah-nah-dah yoo-kee-moo-rah

Nobushige = noh-booh-she-gheh

Kirigakure Saizo = keeh-ree-gah-koo-reh saai-zoh

Date Masamune = dah-teh ma-sah-moo-neh

Bontenmaru = bohn-tehn-mah-roo

Katakura Kojuro = kah-tah-koo-rah koh-joo-roh

Kagetsuna = kag-gheh-tsoo-nah

Maeda Toshiie = mah-e-dah toh-she-eeh-yeh

Inuchiyo = eeh-nooh-chee-yoh

Toyotomi Hideyoshi = to-yoh-to-meeh hee-deh-yo-she

Tokugawa Ieyasu = toh-kooh-gah-wah ee-yeh-yah-soo

Ishida Mitsunari = eeh-she-dah mee-tsoo-nah-ree

Saki = sah-kee

Uesugi Kenshin = oo-eh-soo-ghee ken-sheen

Takeda Shingen = tah-keh-dah sheen-gehn

Nobuharu = noh-boo-hah-roo

Date Shigezane = dah-teh she-gheh-zah-neh

Tokimunemaru = toh-keeh-moo-neh-mah-ru

Sanada Nobuyuki = sah-nah-dah noh-boo-yoo-kee

Mori Ranmaru = moh-ree rahn-mah-roo

Oichi = oh-ee-chee

Shibata Katsuie = she-bah-tah kah-tsoo-ee-yeh

Kirigakure Yuki = keeh-ree-gah-koo-reh yoo-kee

Kirigakure Hotaru = keeh-ree-gah-koo-reh ho-tah-roo

Katakura Kita = kah-tah-koo-rah kee-tah

Katakura Shigetsugu = kah-tah-koo-rah she-gheh-tsoo-gooh

Maeda Keiji = mah-eh-dah kay-gee

Maeda Toshihisa = mah-eh-dah toh-she-hee-sah

Shima Sakon = she-mah sah-kon

Toramatsu = toh-rah-mah-tsoo

Honda Tadakatsu = hohn-dah tah-dah-kah-tsoo

Sakai Tadatsugu = sah-kah-eeh tad-dah-tsoo-gooh

Sakakibara Yasumasa = sah-kah-kee-bah-rah yah-soo-mah-sah

Kakizaki Kageie = kah-kee-zah-kee kah-gheh-ee-yeh

Amakasu Kagetsugu = ah-mah-kah-tsoo kag-gheh-tsoo-gooh

Higuchi Yoshichi = hee-goo-chee yoh-she-chee

Naoe Kanetsugu = nah-oh-eh kah-neh-tsoo-gooh

Yamamoto Kansuke = yah-mah-moh-toh kahn-soo-keh

Kiyohiro = kee-yoh-hee-roh

Umeko = oo-meh-koh

Matsuko = mah-tsoo-koh

Yahiko = yah-hee-koh

Yoshihime = yoh-shee-hee-meh

Takenaka Hanbei = tah-keh-nah-kah hahn-bey

Azai Nagamasa = ah-zah-ee nah-gah-mah-sah

Sarutobi Sasuke = sah-roo-toh-bee sah-soo-keh

Fujibayashi Sakuya = fooh-gee-bah-yah-she sah-koo-yah

Fujibayashi Genya = fooh-gee-bah-yah-she gehn-ya

Hattori Hanzo = haht-toh-ree hahn-zoh

Masanari = mah-sah-nah-ree

Narukami Kyoichiro = nah-roo-kah-mee kyoh-ee-chee-roh

Goemon = goh-eh-mohn

Fuma Kotaro = fooh-mah koh-tah-roh

Satake Yoshishige = sah-tah-keh yoh-she-she-gheh

Sen no Rikyu = sehn-no ree-kyooh

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Hello quincette, I hope you are doing well. :) I was wondering whether you know the SLBP lords' height?! I couldn't rly find info abt that.Thanks and Have a nice day!

Hello Darling.

Their heights are stated in the profile page. Here I’ve screencapped them for you (from Tenka version because I use metric system here).

Japan (like the rest of the world) uses metric system so when they converted it to imperial system for SLBP we, got weird number like Shingen’s height (he’s 185 cm = about 6′1 but SLBP put it down as 6.6 (should be 6.06), leading some players to think he’s close to 2m tall hahahahah) 

ALSO IT IS IMPOSSIBRU TO HAVE SUCH RIPPED THICK BODIES LIKE THOSE WITH THOSE HEIGHT BUT WEIGHING BELOW 80KG! VOLTAGE YOU NEED A FITNESS CONSULTANT FOR A REALISTIC HEIGHT WEIGHT AND BODY MASSES RATIO!Like are you kidding me I weigh more than some of these bulky lords and I’m a tiny thing.

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also! (same anon asking for shigezane advice) I think it's nice that you translate things from tenka for people cuz I want to play it but can't read/speak Japanese. I mean, sure it would be nice if you put spoilers under a cut, but people could just... yknow... scroll past... lmao... don't let the haters get to you!! thanks for doing what you do 😊😊

Thanks Anon.

Here’s the thing with cuts. I can only do that from desktop. And being a clumsy person I am, I usually made tons of typos in my post and I’d like to edit from mobile for coherence (forgive me, English is not my native language). And because Tumblr is a monster, it ALWAYS ate the cuts. POOF! like that after the mobile editing, plus sometimes it plays havoc with the paragraphs, or inexplicably double posting the few last paragraph and what not, I just gave up most of the times, I’m an old lady (in fangirl years, as some less than kind anons have pointed out) so I’ll do what old ladies do - enjoy :))

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Petition to have Min Yoongi play Tokugawa Ieyasu in slbp (because let's face it soft lips + vicious tongue he'd make the perfect Ieyasu)

Lol, anon, honestly, I have no idea who that is you’re talking about. My waifu @ficklemindswander would kill me for this, but after some googling and…

sign me up!

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Hello! I'm creating an hc abt what dates with the slbp lords would be like and one of them includes mc making a flowercrown for nobunaga. can i please use the one you used in your hc? (i'll even paraphrase it haha) thanks for answering!

Oh helloooo. Thanks for asking! What do you want to use? the line or the .GIF ? I’m fine with both, actually^^. Tag me when it’s up! :D

You mean this GIF post right?

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I... yes. Yes, I am a writer. One of questionable quality, but- damn. THAT obvious? It wasn't a secret, but still... Good to hear that things are perfectly normal! And no, I'm not the same anon from a few weeks ago! I hope my fellow anon isn't holding their breath, either; that can't possibly be healthy. As for the juicy peek at what's to come: you are a TEASE, and I love it! XD

Oh noniiiieee if the way you are communicating is any indication, I am questioning those who question yoir work! Shed your mysterious anon cloak and fangirl with meeeehhh 😆😆😆😆😆 share your work! Also, send me a hug lol, I need a power boost to push this one out. The ending will be quite emotional.