okay but shane openly saying to rose that he likes being the hole and not the peg makes me laugh imagining that talking about sex (not graphically but in general) is not uncommon between them as just part of their dynamic moving forward, and this is all well and good until rose one day is bemoaning that the guy she's casually seeing just can't go down on her to save his goddamn LIFE even with her trying to give him instructions, and shane who didn't enjoy it per se but DID do a pretty good job of returning oral sex from girlfriends in the past because that is Fair does the obvious Friend Activity of helping his friend out by offering the giver perspective in the equation and going, "okay, so try telling him to start with-"
which means ilya gets home midway through this conversation and is just š¤Ø hello shane love of my life my very gay husband š¤Ø what the fuck could possibly be prompting you to be having what sounds a LOT like mysteriously heterosexual but very Shane Hollander Brand phone sex š¤Ø??
