Dec 18, 2019
pho i swear to shit yov or yovr creepy ass mom left a dead body in my half of the forest again. do yov have any idea what its like to nearly spill yovr groceries cavse one of yov left half a troll lying arovnd. jvst the left half which was extra weird
“Did she? What a disappointment.”
> You’ll have to scold her later. The least she could do is give you the half she doesn’t want to eat.
“Maybe she was trying to leave your mother a gift, did you consider that? I hear horses will eat meat when they want to.”