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Good times an 8 track player hassles were had on last night’s Sleazegrinder Supershow TV.  The gang played trivia and ate donuts with Mac and Kaylyn of Sh*t-faced Shakespeare. Full show coming soon!

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4.4.16 The Sleazegrinder TV gang hangs out with Boston psych-rockers The Silver Mirrors!

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Originally aired 5/15/15. 

Episode 5 recap

Wow, what a night. First of all, let me say this. If you’re at WEMF and you’re thirsty, I hope you like alcohol, because that’s all there is to drink. Is water outlawed at EMF? This show is turning my crew (and my guests) into lushes. If I didn’t bring a can of Perrier with me every week, I’d probably be back in rehab already.

Anyway, comedian Dan Martin dropped by. So did Ron from Ice Dragon. Seems like a crazy blur now, but here’s what I remember:

1. Dan did stand-up comedy in the corner of the studio. The Humanoids kept their backs to him the whole time. So he took his dick and balls out. Stacy has pics. They’re pretty alarming.

2. We talked about hugs. Dan likes to give them. Me too! But Beth from Thrust Club gave me the most reluctant hug ever at Jacques, and no Humanoid has ever hugged me. Stacy told me why. “You’re not huggable.” Ouch. I’m learning a lot about myself on this show.

3. Dan spurned Stacy’s advances. Several times.

4. Johnny Machine decides how authentically Bostonian you are by what zip code you were born in. Based on that criteria Johnny decided that Bill Burr, probably the most Bostonian comic that ever lived, isn’t from Boston. “He’s from Canton or something.” So f**k Bill Burr.

5. Dan got heckled by Jamie Kennedy. At Jamie Kennedy’s show. Dan went to a Jamie Kennedy show. Jesus, man.

6. Dan got a message from his fiancé that she was pooping in the Philadelphia airport. So he told everybody. This marriage is gonna turn out fine.

7. Ron from Ice Dragon was unsure of what a “sex accident” is, and just told a disturbing sex story. Halfway through Joey Sinn looked at me and said, “What is going on here?” What’s going on is that I just racked up about $1,000 in FCC fines, man.

8. I pitched an Ice Dragon/Dan Martin collaboration for the most heavy metal stand-up comedy video of all time. It involves burning down half of my friend’s backyard and lots of blood and nudity. They’re all for it. Stay tuned.

9. Ron brought a giant pile of Ice Dragon CDs for everybody. What a guy! Note: if you come on the show, you should do this too. Or you could bring water. That would be good too.

10. Johnny Machine thinks we should get an award for this one. I’m pretty sure we’re gonna get fired. Keep watching this space!

After the show: Dan Martin told us about all the chicks/dudes that proposition him at shows. Kids, if you wanna get laid, try comedy. Works way better than rock n’ roll, apparently.

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Episode 4 recap

So I figured this would be the one where we fell apart completely and just burned the whole show down (metaphorically speaking, although who knows?) because I gotta tell you, some serious bullshit was broiling behind the scenes all week long. It doesn’t matter now, I mean we’ve moved on, but I will tell you this: Stacy and I bought dazzling all-white outfits for this show and we were sabotaged, torpedoed, lanternjacked and flummoxed by our special guests, White Dynomite, rendering said outfits null and void. Plan B: we’ll wear them when Ruby Rose Fox comes on, she’s got a white suit thing, right?

Anyways, sour grapes aside, here’s what’s happening in episode 4: 1. Stacy wants everybody to stuff her with Legos when she dies.

2. Only one of our guests and one of our cast/crew has experimented with “fisting”. I’m pretty sure those totals will stand unless things get really weird in the next few weeks.

3. We’re playing ‘Roofie Roulette’ next week. Loser gets stuffed with Legos.

4. White Dynomite didn’t show up. Well, Pete did. He’s only been in the band like a week, though. Also he took a nap in the lounge beforehand and I’m not sure we even talked about the band. Johnny Machine summed up the Dynomite fiasco: “Only one stick”. Sorry Ripple, we tried.

5. Kevin Quigley (host of Amped-Up Stand-up) was “as drunk as I’ve ever been” on the show. A first! We’re very proud!

6. Also, Kevin said he initially thought I was ‘ambi-sexual’. Thanks bud!

7. Also, Kevin says the straightest thing he’s ever done was go to a Bruce Springsteen show, which is honestly straighter than anything any of us has ever done.

8. You can’t take Orgy Guy anywhere. Stacy tried. Forget it.

9. Behind the scenes, Joey Sinn made a demand: that we add ‘All-American’ to the title of our show. Ok, man. Welcome to Ripple Music Presents the Sleazegrinder All-American Super Rock Power Hour! 

10. Phew. We barely survived that one.

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Originally aired 5/1/15, episode 3 was our orgy show. We had Powerslut,we had Pocket Tanya, we had the Orgy Guy. It was WAY OUT, man. 

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The Nightmare began 4/17/15. The first episode of the Sleazegrinder Supershow featured Stacy DC’s Asian sex noises and that time Chris from Heavy Necker broke his penis. We came in hot on this show. 

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3.21.16: The Sleazegrinder TV gang meet Old School Game Show’s Ginny Nightshade & Will Smalley!

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A montage of belly dance performances from Karoun Restaurant in Newton MA on 3/30/16. Dancers: Iria, Aurel, Nadira Jamal, Melina. Videography by John Manson. Shot for  Warriors of Joy, a documentary by Ken McIntyre aka Sleazegrinder for Neighbor Media CCTV Cambridge. Read about it on Neighborhood Media .