So I figured this would be the one where we fell apart completely and just burned the whole show down (metaphorically speaking, although who knows?) because I gotta tell you, some serious bullshit was broiling behind the scenes all week long. It doesn’t matter now, I mean we’ve moved on, but I will tell you this: Stacy and I bought dazzling all-white outfits for this show and we were sabotaged, torpedoed, lanternjacked and flummoxed by our special guests, White Dynomite, rendering said outfits null and void. Plan B: we’ll wear them when Ruby Rose Fox comes on, she’s got a white suit thing, right?
Anyways, sour grapes aside, here’s what’s happening in episode 4:
1. Stacy wants everybody to stuff her with Legos when she dies.
2. Only one of our guests and one of our cast/crew has experimented with “fisting”. I’m pretty sure those totals will stand unless things get really weird in the next few weeks.
3. We’re playing ‘Roofie Roulette’ next week. Loser gets stuffed with Legos.
4. White Dynomite didn’t show up. Well, Pete did. He’s only been in the band like a week, though. Also he took a nap in the lounge beforehand and I’m not sure we even talked about the band. Johnny Machine summed up the Dynomite fiasco: “Only one stick”. Sorry Ripple, we tried.
5. Kevin Quigley (host of Amped-Up Stand-up) was “as drunk as I’ve ever been” on the show. A first! We’re very proud!
6. Also, Kevin said he initially thought I was ‘ambi-sexual’. Thanks bud!
7. Also, Kevin says the straightest thing he’s ever done was go to a Bruce Springsteen show, which is honestly straighter than anything any of us has ever done.
8. You can’t take Orgy Guy anywhere. Stacy tried. Forget it.
9. Behind the scenes, Joey Sinn made a demand: that we add ‘All-American’ to the title of our show. Ok, man. Welcome to Ripple Music Presents the Sleazegrinder All-American Super Rock Power Hour!
10. Phew. We barely survived that one.
