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Action meme || Physical meme

*Pokes you*

*Punches you*

*Plays with your hair*

*Tickles you*

*Licks you*

*Shoves you*

*Flicks you*

*Pulls your hair*

*Strokes your face*

*Slaps your ass*

*Cups your cheek*

*Massages shoulders*

*Bites you*

*Caresses you*

*Unbuttons your shirt*

*Unbuttons your trousers*

*Slaps your face*

*Hugs you*

*Pushes you against a wall*

*Pulls you into bed*

*Pulls you into my lap*

*Pinches cheeks*

*Picks you up*

*Slips hand up your shirt*

*Slips hand down your trousers*

#;meme

[will likely return here tomorrow]

#oh man this week so far

ofjedii ladyxjedixrey wrongfuse

Brushing some light dust off worn white armor, the Mandalorian glanced up to regard the smaller human before him. “My apologies. Who did you say you were looking for?”

#ofjedii #ladyxjedixrey #wrongfuse #;starter #[thanks for following darlings]

anyfight

@partaylir

✦ An Apocalyptic Dream

She only has a few things with her, and she understands that time is not her ally. A few clothes, spare pair of footwear, just necessary things.

“My stride is not so long,” She murmured, looking quite small without all the regal fripperies and fobs.” I am not as swift.”

partaylir

It was comical really, the story behind his current employment and how he came to be protecting a small, wisp of a woman; comical or not, the influx of currency was nothing to balk at and, therefore, the job would be executed with precision. Looking down at her, it was hard to imagine such a high price on her head; looks could not account for knowledge and determination, that much was certain. “You need not be; but, you need to pay close attention to everything that happens from this moment forward. It may help save your life.”

#chokingonherwater #; mission log

[I FINALLY STARTED THE STARTERS]

#and will now reward myself with snl clips #and maybe frozen yogurt

;starter for || thesonofasmuggler jediikiller firstordersith iskariouth successxr bxnsolo fulfillourdestiiny

Soft footsteps, distinct among those within such a vocation, descended upon the metal flooring; nothing more than a whisper above the soft hum of electrical wiring and silent zapping of data transfers. No matter how often the exposure, it still seemed surreal that a ship suspending so many bodies in the vacuum of space could fall so silent. Nothing more than a stark contrast to the dark shadows, the Mandalorian stopped suddenly, “You know how valuable my time is; we needn’t continue these games of hide-and-seek. It must be important for you to have summoned me here.”

#thesonofasmuggler #jediikiller #firstordersith #iskariouth #successxr #bxnsolo #fulfillourdestiiny #;starter #[hello to you - my little sithlings lol]

fatherofmakebelieve

reyiisms-deactivated20160421

omg i literally got darth vader-somebody hit me in the face and call me luke skywalker, this is ironic.

muhkanic-blog

LUKE SKYWALKER, JEDI PAPA LOVE ME.

#[OBI WAN YES - BAD ASS FATHER OF THE YEAR]

[I am the opposite of productive right now.]

wooliewarrior-roman-orin

I made some dank memes.

“Curious Mandalorian”

Intentionally snotty, ruthless in his way.

#;mando #[some of these are funny]

[okay I’m legit going to write starters now. Just lovely little clumped ones for the followers I’ve gotten recently. Someone needs to keep on me about this.]

#mun is being a lazy asshole

kyloxrvnn

◈– MUTUAL BENEFIT

@partaylir

“Sir, the bounty hunter you contacted has arrived.”

Kylo Ren turned slowly at the voice of the reporting lieutenant, grateful for the mask covering his face; hiring an assassin for any reason was inherently frowned upon by their Supreme Leader, but there were just some things Kylo himself was unable to do easily, such as travel to other systems while his attention was required elsewhere…or when Snoke was forbidding him from leaving the ship.

"Bring him to my quarters,” he said, his voice heavily distorted by his mask. “I will be there shortly…”

partaylir

Eskol was skeptical about taking the offer when it was first presented to him; a rather simple task, likely, though his employer was not perhaps the most desired. In the end, however, he knew better than to apply his personal views to his job; no one ever said an assassin had to believe in what their income supported. It was simple; in and out. His brother had run too many missions for the Order; higher or lower on the chain of command, it mattered not. The command ship was not unfamiliar; he’d been aboard similar vessels multiple times for small meetings or assignments. Without a word apart from confirming his identity, Eskol followed the smaller brunette through the corridors, stepping inside a darkened space when ushered. Left alone in what felt like a prison cell, the Mandalorian’s eyes caressed the metal walls, avoiding any unnecessary contact with belongings of his masked accomplice.

#kyloxrvnn #; mission log