DNI if you like the smell of the water, or kids who scream with joy,
If you like the feeling of the sun when it hits your skin, your band has a guy on mandolin, if you post pictures with the hashtag #mood, if you call blueberries a superfood, if you've ever said "Oooh it's magic hour," if you've ever stopped and smelled a flower, if you're a white woman who calls your engagement ring "bling,"
If you read magazines devoted to golf, if you like frizbee golf or call it "frolf," If you've ever asked anyone if they'd get a tattoo, if you use combination conditioner and shampoo, if you've ever done the wave at a baseball game, if you've been in couple with a cutesey couple name, if someone's said a joke and you said "zing!"
If you've ever said "Gotta jet!" or "I'm going off the grid," or you call your baseball cap your "lid," if you're a model who just happens to date a quarterback, or if you're a grown man who always quotes Caddyshack
If you love the phrase "Love conquers all" or think that it's true,
and DNI if you are someone who has ever named their cars.