#sleepysnappl

[fungusry]

Nooooo, give Grumpus Marx his arms baaaack! :[

That’s better!

[circadiananomaly]

It happened! Finally! Mack 2.0! Fixed some things, here’s the boi.

Inspired by @/funkinmadnesss’ Lovecore au!

[smashy-headcanons]

Headcanon prompt: Master and Crazy Hand get the idea to have all the Smashers eat their meals in a cafeteria. How does this shitshow play out?

Well for one there's this ask

And then there's the varying conflicts that are still present: Samus and Ridley, Young Link and Ganondorf, etc. Needless to say, it got super messy.

Fortunately, this only went on for a day.

[minecraftheadcanons]

The players are always in such a hurry that they eat and drink messily, like toddlers. Even when they have a lot of time, they still do it, it’s become a habit passed down by generations. Don’t invite them to a fancy dinner party. Please don’t.

I’m imagining Steve with blood running down his face as he wildly rips apart raw mutton, with the grossed out villagers inching away from him.

[mostly-wubbox-actually]

Vocalist monsters require a lot of fluids to drink, as such, there are juice bars in every island! It gets super lively around the evenings, and the juice bars themselves are run by some of the instrumentalists who want to help their buddies out!

Man, theres gonna be that one Wubbox who's wanting to drink juice (it isn't a vocalist but it performs vocally), only to never truly be hydrated since everything it consumes is sent to it's playground pocket dimension...

[fungusry]

Consider this; Filbo Protection Squad. He’s been trying to work on his intimidating face, but when people try to pick a fight with him while any of the F.P.S are with him, then “Oh wow! That’s the third time today! I think it’s working!” “Good job Filbo!” *quickly retracts claws* But actually angry Filbo? No one’s ever seen that before. There was one situation, but no one was there, not even Beffica, so all they saw was the aftermath. Clawed furniture, shed fur, and Filbo just making tea.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE A MEMBER OF THE FILBO PROTECTION SQUAD

[fungusry]

Hot sauce + Cheese would be Nacho Cheese. It just... Cannot be anything else in my mind for some reason.

Cheese sauce…… but FUNKY

[fungusry]

I suddenly started thinking of the sheer amounts of shampoo that grumpuses would need. Imagine a long haired Grumpus getting out of a public shower and going the drying station. They’d have to put that thing on maximum overdrive and still probably have to stay there for a solid 10 minutes-

Like car wash hair dryers-

Long-haired grumpuses hate bath night: a story in two parts