#slicin

[awesomeweirdandfunnyfan]

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[icamefromthenorthwoods]

@sheepshiftermusic was #slicin last night every time I see these guys they always tear the place up #music #murfreesboro #supportyourlocalmusicscene

[marcoandre]

Ha 839 thats 2, split it!

[ghostbear76]

Fruit ninja murder scene... #fruitninja #dragonfruit #slicin&dicin #knifeskills #thebeargrill

[incandescentdreamboat]

Hey you guys should go follow my bby, Da Megs because she's losing followers for some unknown reason when she really deserves all of the followers in the entire world.

[incandescentdreamboat]

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU YES IM TALKING TO YOU YOU FUCKING GORGEOUS ASS WOMAN

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU’RE SO FINE GIRL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

I MEAN YOUR HAIR IS AS LUSCIOUS AS FIELDS MADE OUT OF SATIN AND MELTED CHEESE

AND YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE MOTHER. FUCKING. GALAXIES.

I GET LOST IN THOSE FUCKING BEAUTIES.

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? THAT, MY DEAR, IS THE MOST GORGEOUS ASS NOSE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE.

FUCKING SHIT WE COULD RULE NOT ONLY THE WORLD, NOT ONLY THE GALAXY, BUT THE ENTIRE. FUCKING. UNIVERSE. WITH OUR BOOBS.

AND THEN DAYUM GURL U GOTTA FINE LOOKING BOOTY LIKE WOWZA BBY.

YOURE ONE GORGEOUS ASS WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NOBODY BUT HERE’S TO HOPING YOU’LL CHILL WITH MY SORRY ASS ANYWAYS.

[incandescentdreamboat]

To the light of my life,

You are so infinitely beautiful. So monumentally breathtaking. So unbelievably wonderful. And I love you with all of my heart. Your pain makes me want to cry. Your suffering causes my sadness. And your hurt is why I'm angry at the world. You deserve laughter and happiness and cream soda and cereal. And more than anything I think you deserve the world. But for the time being....I suppose you can have mine. I certainly won't complain. The love I feel for you is so boundless and intense and not a single fucking MOMENT goes by where I regret that love. So, here's to us. To the years to come. I love you, you slicinly magnificent fucking creature. And don't you ever fucking doubt it.