#slightly funny

[peelides2]

i posted this on my tiktok then privated it lol

[scuderiamint]

gabi outqualifying liam after being called a "b-grade driver" by helmuts old ass lmao

[scarlet-abyss]

Ppl keeping calling me cute goddamit

So right, the mom friend gathering. One of her friend's kid said I was adorable and poked one of my two dimples.

Last week, a friend was (lightly) punching my cheek because it's cute.

Another friend of mine tells me every other time how everything I do is cute.

I'm scared no one's gonna take me seriously when I'm adult because I look too much like a kid djfklajdfkla;jsdfk;lajsdf;kladjsf. I give off "poor helpless child" vibes too much.

If chubby cheeks and being lost all the time is all it takes to be considered adorable, half the word population should be.

I desperately need to grow up.

[whumpookies]

the brothers Bloom movie

Con-brother attempt to out con the con-woman...

[supercrimsonwolf]

The occasional help from above sounds very helpful

[deathbytitanium]

A Guide to Flirting; featuring Tarquin, High Lord of Summer

Start with the a "Hello High Lord, it's such an honor to be in such a beautiful court as yours";

Then you comment on the beach, get a feel for whether or not he's open to the flirting;

Body language, what he actually says;

A smile is a good sign, if his answer is something that can carry on a conversation that's good;

If his body language is more open. Hands on hips, for example, good sign. Means he's trying to look bigger, more imposing, cast more space to catch attention;

If he gives you a tight smile like he's just being polite and crosses his arms it's probably a no go. You can try to continue but if they're not interested it'll become clear soon enough

Let's say you get through to him, the convo is leading somewhere the next thing to do is make him laugh

Say something self deprecating, like, "Of course I was trying to surf, and I just kept falling of the board!"

Throw in a compliment to him, "Then I saw you and of course, being the High Lord and all, you were absolutely perfect"

And also careful of saying HL so much, you want to let him know that you're impressed by it but you also don't want him to think it's the only thing you find interesting. Mention it once or twice, then don't mention it again

The next very important step is physical contact, ie touching

Say he says something funny that makes you laugh. Laugh and touch his arm, for example

"I can't believe you ever had a tough time balancing on a board!"

Make a note to how he reacts;

If he leans into the touch, good, he's okay with your casual touch and you can do it again;

If he leans away don't touch again, he either doesn't like being touched casually or isn't comfortable with that level of flirting;

After that? Well, just normal conversation. Don't touch too much, cuz that's weird, compliment but not excessively, smile and laugh naturally

If it goes somewhere (like a date) good

If it doesn't, you had fun with a cute guy so it's still a win

Inspired by a conversation with @rowanismybae, when talking about vacationing in Adriata. We’d slay the Summer Court with our awesomeness and you know it Milly haha

[ghostyspit]

Just saying to all them BNHA fans out there It's Iida Tenya. i i d a t e n y a. Like eeeeeeda The Japanese don't have the letter L So it can't be Lida I just wanted to help yall

[dontbedank-blog]

Me as a club penguin character